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➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Hello, Peter. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Cut to Peter arriving at the Sanctum Sanctorum to the tune of Doctor Strange's theme. Just as he's about to knock, the gates open spontaneously. Parker crosses the threshold. Much to his surprise, the vestibule is completely frozen. Everything's covered in snow, ice and frost, and the temperature is definitely below -10. On his left, Peter notices two random people raking the snow to buckets with shovels.]
Peter (waving) Um.... Hi.
[They stop and stare at him]
Peter Hi! I'm...
[A sudden portal opens. Wong, Strange's best friend, steps out of it. He's fittingly wearing a large coat lined with fur and is carrying several cases.]
Wong The most famous person in the world. I know. (introducing) Wong. (pointing) Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance.
Peter Is all this for a holiday party?
Wong [closing the portal] No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. Blizzard blasted through.
[An abrupt swoosh can be heard. Doctor Stephen Strange floats down the stairs through his Cloak of Levitation, holding a mug, wearing a sweatshirt and an anorak. Its blue color resembles his usual mystical outfit.]
Stephen Strange Because someone forgot to cast a maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.
[He slip-lands and smiles towards Peter]
Wong [barely restraining himself from violence] That's right, he did, because he forgot I now have higher duties.
Stephen Strange (turning to Wong) Higher duties?
Wong The Sorcerer Supreme has high duties, yes.
Peter Parker (pointing to Stephen) Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme?
Stephen Strange No. He got it on a technicality, 'cause I blipped for five years.
Peter Oh. Well, congratulations.
Stephen Strange If I'd been here, then I'd...
Wong (without missing a beat) ...burned the place down. (to the two others) You two, no one said, "Stop shoveling!"
Stephen Strange So, Peter... To what do I owe the pleasure?
