𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙮

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(Thought I'd fuck with y'all with this gif)➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖I'm so sorry

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(Thought I'd fuck with y'all with this gif)
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I'm so sorry.
We were double-booked
by the agents.
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(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)

WANDA
Look, we've all been there, right? (CHUCKLES) Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.

"Oh Wanda, you having a mental breakdown." Phoenix said and Wanda nodded, "I can tell."

(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

Move it! Move it!

(SIGHS)

TOMMY
Mom, are you coming down soon?

BILLY
Mom, our game is freaking out.

(CRACKLE)

CHILD ON TV
Mom, peanut butter and jelly again?

(LAUGHTER ON TV)

TOMMY
Is she asleep?

WANDA
(MUFFLED) Mommy's not sleeping, honey. She's just resting her eyes.

BILLY
Mom, my head feels weird. It's, like, really noisy. I don't like it.

WANDA
(SOFTLY) Resting her eyes.

WANDA
As punishment for my reckless evening, I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation. A whole day... just to myself. That'll show me.

"Damn right."

WANDA (SIGHS HEAVILY)

(MELLOW COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

WANDA
(SOFTLY) Oh.

TOMMY
I got to it first!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

BILLY
You always get to it first!

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

WANDA
(SNIFFS)

WANDA
Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about. It's probably just a case of the Mondays. (CHUCKLES) Am I right?

(MELLOW ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Lucky for us, she pumped the brakes.

(HAYWARD CHUCKLES) Yeah. I feel very lucky. What's happening with the broadcast?

Dead air. The signal's gone.

HAYWARD
Make sure the team has everything they need. We launch today.

Yes, sir.

(FAINT CHATTERING)

(CHATTER GROWS LOUDER)

(MAN WHOOPS)

(PARTY HORN TOOTING)

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