Tales from STH Academy (A Wattpad Tale)

The Impersonator

This takes place before Alison Hedgehog moves upstairs. And mild gore warning because Sonic turns into Sonic.exe. and there's some swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

So I was walking back from Sonic's study and I was going to talk to Jewel and Jose. When I approached her, she backed away, tears forming in her turquoise eyes. Jose glared at her, demanding, "What the literal fuck is wrong with you?"

I gawk. I just met these two and they already hate me. "What?" I ask, stunned.

"Headmaster Sonic would love to hear about his favorite student cyber bullying us!" Jose yelled.

I start sobbing. "I literally just met you. What have I said!?"

"You said races don't exist! And religion is a mental disorder! And you called the both of us bitches! You also said something about... Bedroom activity. Completely uncensored."

"Why the hell would I say this!?" I finally screamed. I pulled out my Star of David and yelled, "If religion is a mental disorder, guess I'm fucked up in the head! I'm FUCKING JEWISH. Plus, I've never had sex in my life."

Jewel trembled, "How can I believe you?"

I angrily replied, "Barukh ata Adonai, aleheinu melach. A shalom. Borai, pro, hagaffin!"

That was when Charlie entered, asking, "Ali, why are you reciting the Hebrew prayer for bread?"

Jose blinked, then mumbled, "Sorry."

Then I hear Sonic demand from behind me, "What in the name of Chaos is going on!?" We all whipped our heads toward the blue hedgehog, finding him glaring at us all.

We recounted what happened and Sonic growled. He snapped, "I made a serious mistake in transferring Emma Warren to be an elite in the Amy House!"

We all glanced at each other. Then I ask, "Who is that, Headmaster? She's pretending to be me and hurt my friends!"

"Someone who I thought was clever, but is actually very dimwitted." Sonic replied, patting my head. "Next time she crosses me, she won't see the light of day again. Why? I will make her into a genie." His quills turned dark, and two white stripes appeared. Everyone else started quivering in fear as Sonic growled, "Why would she target my own daughter?"

"To get me to... Delete myself." I chirped, keeping my gaze steady.

"What!?" Sonic's gaze was unnerving at best.

"Headmaster Sonic, with all due respect, just a few days ago she tried to tell me to off myself. I can't repeat her exact words, though."

Sonic calmed down a little, but that didn't last. He closed his eyes, hung his head and stared down. I turn to see everyone running for the nearest hiding spot. Then Sonic glanced up. His muzzle has something red pouring from his eyes almost as if he was crying, then his eyes flew open. I felt like I was staring into the gates of Hell with his black eyes and the red pupils. "She did that?" His voice sounded different. It was still Sonic, but it has a demonic undertone. I knew that this was Sonic.exe... and I silently made a promise to myself not to get on Sonic's bad side because I was looking directly at it.

"Yes, sir. I have the nasty text to prove it." Then I showed him everything on my phone.

"Well, you can't discuss exactly what she said because of Wattpad's TOS, correct?"

"Yes?"

"I can't discuss what I'm going to do to Emma. That would be a direct HIPPA violation. But I think you can guess what will happen. Go take a seventy two hour trip to the on campus psych ward. I know all about your depression and anxiety." The way Sonic.exe said that made it clear that this wasn't up for debate.

"Yes sir." I wasn't stupid enough to argue with a god.

Then he vanished in a cloud of black smoke. "Holy fuck. Even as Sonic.exe, he still cares about his students." I breathed.

"Holy shit, Ali." Jose gasped.

"What?" I ask, irritated.

"No student has ever talked to Sonic.exe and was around long enough to tell the tale."

"Better obey him so that I can continue telling the tale." I began to trudge to Nurse Vanilla. Great. First Tina comes in acting like a popular asshat, then some bitch called Emma pretends to be me and hurt my friends. Goddamn, my luck seriously can't get any shittier from here. I thought to myself as I dragged my feet outside.