Diary of a Mean Girl

Entry #1

Dear stupid diary,

First of all, writing on this little piece of shit is really not my thing. Ngayon ko lang 'to gagawin kaya matuwa ka at ikaw ang napagdiskitahan kong sulatan. Second, don't mind the first few pages that was tear off from you. And last, dati kang pagmamay-ari ng isang babaeng nagngangalang Hannah Cruz. That's the reason I have to remove the pages, it was her entries. And believe me, her stupid thoughts are so boring and it makes my eyes roll all the time. Sapilitan kitang inagaw sa kanya dahil nakita kong tinatago ka niya sa akin. I saw that as an opportunity to ruin her day, so now I have you. Kung di mo pa napapansin, I'm bullying her. Well, she's just a new target. Nakatanggap kasi ako ng balita tungkol sa kanya na kinainis ko. Nililigawan daw siya ng longtime-crush ko. Nililigawan daw siya ni Mark. When I heard that, I felt like I erupted like a volcano. I kept imagining tearing that bitch's head! Sa dami-daming manliligaw sa kanya si Mark pa?! Pero pasensyahan na lang sa dati mong amo dahil ako ang makakabungo niya. Mark is mine and I don't like sharing.

Anyways, don't worry dahil magiging updated ka sa buhay ni Hannah. Malalaman mo kong paano ko pahihirapan ang bawat araw ng dati mong panget na amo sa senior year. Gumawa pa ako ng listahan kung paano gagawing impyerno ang buhay niya. Aaw. How sweet of me, right?

Bitch-slap from your new owner,

Venus Sinclair