Crystal's Corner

Brook's Books Podcast: Ep 4

AND THATS HOW IT WORKS THATS HOW YOU GET THE GIRL, OHHH...AND THATS HOW IT WORKS....

Brooklyn: that's how he got the girl ladies and gents. The blue print, the base line, the guy who was determined to woo his girl with whatever it took to give home a second cha-

Mush: which is also the second book of the -

Brooklyn: THAT IS NOT THE POINT MATTHEW!

Albert had to hold back a chuckle while Feister rolled her eyes. After a....nuclear bomb of an episode last time it was only fair to let Brooklyn do this series in whatever order she preferred. Apparently that was starting from two, then doubling back to one and making a jump over to three.

Brooklyn: girls, listen up, boys take lots of notes. This is why we say book boys do it better

Albert: Excuse me!

Brooklyn: book boys do it better but that only half applies to mine

Albert: much better. Carry on with the run down baby girl

Mush: *sigh* why do I keep coming back to these

Brooklyn: *clears throat with a pointed glare* Star D-man John Logan is in a bit of a tough spot....you see he may or may not have a crush on his best friends girl -

Albert: *laughs in he read the book*

Feister: *glares in we all read the book*

Brooklyn: somehow after accidentally knocking on the wrong door he meets a freshman named Grace Ivers. They end up watching a movie eating gummy bears and well things happened. Anyways! They start to spend time together until Logan realizes that he's rebounding...so to stop himself before he gets ahead he break it off only to realize the mistake - heh - he made. A summer spent in Paris and after going blonde Grace is back, better than ever and so over Logan....who tries to convince her to give him a second chance. But it's going to take a lot more than a charming smile a bat of those baby blues and a muffin to win her back.

Albert: can we return to the whole Im half better than people on paper thing

Brooklyn: highs and lows people! Highs and lows

Feister: the red lounge! Poor Justin was so confused. Low....when Ramona got in trouble.

Brooklyn: absolutely! There was no need for that part to happen! Skip it every time! My high is when Grace shouted "I love you, you stupid-"

Mush: G RATING

Feister: oh shut it

Brooklyn: Jack a double s! Low. Definitely, without a doubt Ramona! Who does that when your best friend just got "broken up" with! Seriously!

Albert: high.....I'd say when he realizes he's not in love with Hannah and is all like "I dunno why girls make it so complicated. Just burry the hatchet" low....eh there isn't much.

Mush: I was too busy questioning your choice in book-

Brooklyn: EXCUSE ME THE MISTAKE IS THE MOST UNDERRATED OVER HATED BOOK FOR NO REASON! THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER COUPLE NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO HAVE ANGST

Mush: ok fine! Becoming friends with the guy who showed interested in his girl and when Grace somewhat forgave Ramona

Brooklyn: thank you! Now that's out of the way -

Albert: *chuckles*

Feister: care to share?

Albert: Dean has no idea what's coming

Brooklyn: pppfffttt and Logan never let him forget about it. But that's in The Score, we're currently talking about The Misake

Mush: yeah on that topic can I ask why there's a kiss scene within one hundred pages? I thought you hated that

Brooklyn: yes, usually I do but this is the one and only time where that and just the whole plot outline makes just works. I can't explain it but it does. My boy Logan was confused! Ok! He saw G and Wellys and being all coupely and wanted that but somehow mistook that for having a crush on Hannah!

Mush: how do you mistake wanting a relationship to crushing on your best friend's girl

Albert: seriously? You never once thought that one of our girls were cute

Mush: no, not really. There were some -

Feister: choose your next words very carefully Meyers

Mush: but not my type

Brooklyn: back on topic people. Can we talk about the radio scene?

Albert: hey, shout out to all our ESL listeners out there!

Mush: my brain stopped working when I read that

Feister: more so than usual?

Albert: HA!

Mush: oh shut up

Brooklyn: why do I keep letting you guys back on here

Crutchie: because the people like non bookworm people's opinions apparently

Brooklyn: thank you. Anyways, going back to the whole underrated overheated thing. Grace and Logan probably have the most realistic, wholesome relationship out of all the campus couples. Grace is two years younger than everyone else, so it makes sense she's a little awkward and inexperienced with life. Logan...MY BOY WAS CONFUSED AND SAD OK! His dream of playing with the big boys - he didn't think he'd make it because of the promise he made with Jeff to take care of those drunken father! Ok! Nobody knew! Not Dean, not Tucker or Hannah and certainly not Garrett until the half way- ish, mark, I think! But my point still stands and when he goes back home when Jeff has to take his fiancée to the hospital, my heart broke!

Albert: I felt bad too but Grace reaming him out was hilarious

Feister: yeah I think the whole neighborhood heard that

All eyes then turned to Mush

Mush: I don't wanna say it

Brooklyn: you half too! We led up to it and you have to bring it home

Mush: *sigh* expect Dean. But that's only because he was - nope! Nope! I can't do it

Feister: weakling!

Mush: excuse me for keeping it G rated

Feister: you're a boy

Mush: and?

Feister: you're supposed to have weird nonsense somewhat inappropriate humour

Mush: if you want that just pick at Al's brain. Oh wait there's nothing in there

Brooklyn: *mutters* it's for the ratings.

Brooklyn: anyways. Some of my other favorite scenes include the water tower and the dining hall. And just...AHH. He calls her gorgeous and constantly talks about getting married. It's a joking manner sure but I - and they -THEY GOT MARRIED ON NEW YEARS DAY! THEIR ANNIVERSARY IS LITERALLY GARRETT'S BIRTHDAY

Feister: and this is what we call a happy bookworm

Mush: then why do you sound so sarcastic

Albert: because sarcasm runs in her blood and always sounds like that or dead serious as dead serious can be

Feister: *glares at the boys*

Brooklyn: their relationship is the softest and cutest. Just because it's mildly spicy doesn't mean it's a bad book. Yes it's the shortest but short and sweet is the way to go. The only down side is her so called bestie. Which is why I skip every possible scene I can with her because let's be honest after what happened she didn't need to show up again. The muffin scene would've happened even if Grace didn't met up to talk to her. Point. Blank. Period.

Mush: can we return to the fact that you willingly read spice on paper?

Brooklyn: and that wraps up today's episode
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Authors note

Ais, Nutcracker are you two sick of me and hockey boys yet? Jk, jk, I wake up to see a bomb of Peter pan and now Peter Parker stuff so....keep that in mind. You two are still the best 😊