When you're drunk

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tbh probably gonna be short

anywayss

so it's uhm

drunknoblade

and drunknoblade comes home (dream and him are already dating btw), dream knows he's drunk bc techno told him he was gonna go to a party and thinks wilbur gonna make him drink

yea

read on to find out more ig

(tbh it's js me not bothered to type out summary but anyways)

human au btw

so no voices lol

Dream POV
Where the fuck is that man..

It's 2:18am.

He said he'd be home before midnight.

He's probably drunk, right?

Uhh

I should sleep though.

But what if something's wrong? What if he's hooking up with someone else?

Oh shit

Did he drive there?

Will he drunk drive

Fuck

Ok ok Dream.

Calm down. He's gonna be fine.

Just.. stalk his location.

Not a stalker, just, worry.

I open up my phone, and go into his location. Apparently, he's like.. right outside our apartment!

I rish towards the door, and I open to Techno.

Thank god he's safe.

He drunkly stumbles into the apartment, resting on the couch.

"Techno? You feeling alright?"

"YeAaaHh-" he giggled.

"Uhm, alright."

He giggled again.

"Come to bed?"

"WhaAaaaat? BeddD? ArE you trYing to seducE me?"

What the fuck is he talking about-

"No I-"

"Sorry siR- I have a bOyfriend."

And then, that motherfucker passed out on the couch.

What the fuck.

_____

Techno POV
Ugh, what time is it?

I slowly got up, but my head was hurting so bad.

What happened?

Why am I on the couch??

Where's Dream?

I stood up, wobbling slightly, and walked around the house, looking for Dream.

Kitchen? No

Bedroom? No

Bathroom? No

Gaming/Streaming room? No

Where is he?

Should I be worried?

Nah.

I just walked back into the kitchen, looking at what I wanted to eat for breakfast. Oh, and make a coffee.

As I was making my breakfast, the front door opened.

It revealed Dream, holding a bunch of groceries.

"Dream?"

"Hi Techno."

I rushed to go help him with his stuff, feeling my head throb again.

"What happened last night? The only thing I remember is Wilbur convincing me to drink and I finally give in."

"So like," He giggled a bit first. "I don't know what happened before you came home, but you came home and dropped and the couch. I asked if you were gonna come to bed, you said, quote 'sorry sir I have a boyfriend' and passed out.

I blinked a few times, processing that information. I then burst out laughing, and so did Dream.

How I wished this moment could last forever, just us laughing so hard we were practically dying..

so like
this is rlly short

uhm

yea

I'll be back at some point again

ahaha

ya

bye

requests

pls

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