tbh probably gonna be short
anywayss
so it's uhm
drunknoblade
and drunknoblade comes home (dream and him are already dating btw), dream knows he's drunk bc techno told him he was gonna go to a party and thinks wilbur gonna make him drink
yea
read on to find out more ig
(tbh it's js me not bothered to type out summary but anyways)
human au btw
so no voices lol
Dream POV
Where the fuck is that man..It's 2:18am.
He said he'd be home before midnight.
He's probably drunk, right?
Uhh
I should sleep though.
But what if something's wrong? What if he's hooking up with someone else?
Oh shit
Did he drive there?
Will he drunk drive
Fuck
Ok ok Dream.
Calm down. He's gonna be fine.
Just.. stalk his location.
Not a stalker, just, worry.
I open up my phone, and go into his location. Apparently, he's like.. right outside our apartment!
I rish towards the door, and I open to Techno.
Thank god he's safe.
He drunkly stumbles into the apartment, resting on the couch.
"Techno? You feeling alright?"
"YeAaaHh-" he giggled.
"Uhm, alright."
He giggled again.
"Come to bed?"
"WhaAaaaat? BeddD? ArE you trYing to seducE me?"
What the fuck is he talking about-
"No I-"
"Sorry siR- I have a bOyfriend."
And then, that motherfucker passed out on the couch.
What the fuck.
_____
Techno POV
Ugh, what time is it?I slowly got up, but my head was hurting so bad.
What happened?
Why am I on the couch??
Where's Dream?
I stood up, wobbling slightly, and walked around the house, looking for Dream.
Kitchen? No
Bedroom? No
Bathroom? No
Gaming/Streaming room? No
Where is he?
Should I be worried?
Nah.
I just walked back into the kitchen, looking at what I wanted to eat for breakfast. Oh, and make a coffee.
As I was making my breakfast, the front door opened.
It revealed Dream, holding a bunch of groceries.
"Dream?"
"Hi Techno."
I rushed to go help him with his stuff, feeling my head throb again.
"What happened last night? The only thing I remember is Wilbur convincing me to drink and I finally give in."
"So like," He giggled a bit first. "I don't know what happened before you came home, but you came home and dropped and the couch. I asked if you were gonna come to bed, you said, quote 'sorry sir I have a boyfriend' and passed out.
I blinked a few times, processing that information. I then burst out laughing, and so did Dream.
How I wished this moment could last forever, just us laughing so hard we were practically dying..
so like
this is rlly shortuhm
yea
I'll be back at some point again
ahaha
ya
bye
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