Multiverse-Crafter

06 - The power of horniness

"Dialogue"

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[Nora Valkyrie]

I like my team.

Of course, having Ren as my partner makes me really like my team. We're not truly together, but it's important for me that we're together... on the same team.

So...

Pyrrha is really cool. She's kind of a famous fighter, but she's not as arrogant as that sourpuss who dresses like a lemon ice-cream.

He-he! It's funny because lemon ice-cream is also sour.

It's almost bedtime, and for some reason, the invincible girl was sitting on her bed, staring at her scroll's screen. She looked sad and downcast.

Maybe I should do something to cheer her up.

"Hey Ren." I whispered to the world's best partner, who was taking one of his famous naps while sitting straight. "Let's go to the cafeteria and get some pancakes to cheer up Pyrrha."

Ren slowly opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the invincible girl. After a few seconds, he turned to me, staring at me with those beautiful pink eyes.

"I don't think pancakes will cheer her up."

His long black hair framed his handsome face, making him even cuter.

"The cafeteria is probably closed by now too."

His cute pink hair strand matching his eyes.

"And there's also the curfew that will start in a few minutes."

His snug kimono-style pajamas fitting so well on him.

"So, it wouldn't be prudent to go get pancakes."

...

What was he talking about? Darn it! I guess I'd better use my ultimate phrase weapon to get out of trouble.

"Sure thing, Ren." In response, he gave me an angelic smile and went back to sleeping while sitting.

Ha! It always works.

"Once Jaune comes back, her mood will improve, believe me." Ren said with his eyes closed.

Jaune Arc, our leader... I didn't know what to think about him at first.

His behavior is of a nice person, but he seemed a bit bossy when he was giving orders to everyone while fighting the giant bird Grimm.

In fact, I was even afraid he might be a controlling and mean guy who'd make ridiculous demands like going to bed early, eating all your vegetables, or even worse... telling me to hug Ren fewer than 15 times a day.

Just thinking about that made me want to have a chat with him, chat being the second name of Magnhild, my grenade-launching hammer.

But on our first day of school, he proved to be the best leader ever. He brought breakfast for everyone. He brought pancakes for me, healthy sandwiches and freshly squeezed juice for Pyrrha, and vegetable soup, dumplings, and green tea for Ren.

Silly Pyrrha was worried Jaune might have been racist for bringing the Mistralian breakfast option for Ren. You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to call the person who brought you food a racist.

"How much longer will this training last?" Pyrrha grumbled.

This girl is really into our leader. Jaune was single and a nice guy, and Pyrrha was so smitten with him, she should just talk to him about it.