Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Male Reader)

Where Walks Aphrodite

During a soccer game at Crystal Cove High School Gary and Eathan were running together and Fred was not there.

Gary: Fred missed another match. What'd he get, trapped?

Gary kicks the soccer ball to Ethan.

Ethan: Whatevs. This time he missed a game we're gonna win.

He kicks it to Gary, and he runs but slides and knocks him down.

Ethan: Hey, he can't do that. Red card!

The referee blows the whistle.

Soccer Player 1: No way! That was a clean steal.

The fans who were on the benches watched on.

Fan 1: This is bogus.

The fan who was on the other teams a hotdog at him. His friend who got hit with a hot dog throws a soda at him.

Fan 2: Oh, you are done, as in cooked.

Fan 1: Yeah, I get it. Well, what if I just...

Flowers fall around them as their attitude changes, and they smile.

Fan 1: Told you I loved you so much.

Soccer Player 2: Ok, so maybe what I'm saying is...

They are also infected.

Soccer Player 2: Who cares? It's just a game.

Gary stares at a woman wearing a pink dress who is holding basket full of flowers.

Gary: You are so amazing. I love everything!

Ethan comes over.

Ethan: Are tears of joy inappropriate?

She turns and smiles.

Aphrodite: Not at all. Tears are just the beginning. 

The next day, the gang stood inside the hallway.

Velma: So, did anyone hear about the weird love fest at the game last night?

Y/N: Yeah. It was weird.

Shaggy's stomach growls.

Scooby: You ok, Shaggy?

Shaggy: Like, no. I was so worried about the test today that I forgot to eat breakfast. Dude, you wouldn't perchance have some Scooby snacks, would you?

Scooby was eating the Scooby snacks.

Scooby: Uh... Sure.

Shaggy opens his mouth and lowers the box, but nothing comes out.

Shaggy: Oh, boy.

Daphne: Hey, gang, look at this.

The gang sees odd attractions between students that would have never occurred before.

Velma: Ok, weird. The dorky head of the chess club is holding hands with a cheerleader. And the class president is dancing with that smelly girl, Hot dog water. Hot dogs?

Shaggy: L-l-let me see!

Fred: Easy, Shaggy. I don't think hot dog water actually has hot dogs. She just smells like hot dog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym, and they wear gingham or wool like hot dog water does, there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell like Well, like hot dogs. I'm not whoo-hooing because of hot dog water.