Average day in a non average city

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"No you don't understand!" Shouted Nobu as he took another spoonful of mashed potatoes,

"You're not making any sense." He continued,

"Wait, he's actually making an interesting point." Uvo commented,

"Wait I still don't understand." Phinks was still confused at the whole debate,

"Ok, I'm not saying that I think it's true but it does kinda makes sense right? Are shrimps and lobsters just wet bugs?" Tey explained as he kept cutting his steak while looking around the table,

"I mean that does sound interesting..." Shalnark replied as Feitan and Franklin kind of nodded to each other,

"Listen I would never eat a damn bug!" Nobunaga continued,

"And you don't like seafood either." Franklin explained,

"Jeez that's a good point maybe I should try bugs then." Phinks said to himself,

"Could you guys just stop? Every single time we sit down around this table, you immediately start to argue about the dumbest things imaginable." Pakunoda told them a bit annoyed,

"I could not even possibly think of such stupid things." Machi murmured,

"Well to me it's interesting, I've eaten a scorpion once before and it wasn't that far off from shellfish." Tey continued as Shal and Franklin looked at him amazed,

"Oh then shrimps have got to be bugs, no question about it if what you're saying is true." Uvo commented,

"Wait what for real? No kidding you ate a scorpion?" Asked Phinks incredulous,

"Yeah it was just a less salty crab basically." Tey explained,

"Debate solved." Feitan murmured,

"No it's not it's just a coincidence!" Nobunaga shouted as he looked at the rest of the table dumbfounded, Chrollo had just arrived to eat lunch and found himself looking at all of the members arguing with animosity over the dumbest kind of matter,

"Okay okay, fair enough so check this out, since the only one who's doubtful is Nobunaga we can settle this by making him eat a fucking scorpion how does that sound?" Asked they to the members around him,

"Fair." Feitan and Machi replied,

"Great that's a fucking great idea." Phinks said with a smile as Nobunaga completely lost it,

"What the fuck are you talking about, I'm not eating a damn scorpion you're gone mad." He said as he stood up angered,

"Nobunaga if that is the only way, it shall be done." The boss said to everyone surprise and amusement.

Then he woke up, that was now a faraway memory, he wouldn't be messing around with Uvo and Paku anymore, he then had a loud laugh, after remembering the moment when Nobunaga actually ate the scorpion, admitting that it tasted like a less salty crab, and Tey revealed him that he never actually ate a scorpion but that it was just a reasonable assumption, Phinks and Uvo were about to die from laughter, and Shalnark became purple, it was also one of the few times when Fei did laugh out loud, fond memories he thought, as a small tear fell from his ocean blue eye, remembering when he brought Uvo, Shizuku, Kortopi, Franklin and Phinks to theater, listening to Dvorak, they were out for a mission and he simply announced that he'd be going to the theater, Shizuku wanted to tag along and then they convinced the remaining members to come as well, and his thoughts drifted to Uvo and his smile and how much he genuinely enjoyed it, or when Paku bless her soul gave him some advice about women when he had just joined and revealed her that he had kind of a date, how to understand which ones are classy and which ones are pretending to be, 'bless your soul I will never meet another woman as classy and as amazing as you.' He thought with a salty almost sour knot in his throat, as he slowly got up from his new bed, he just made himself a new house, not just a house, a damn mansion, almost Great Gatsby like, huge fountain outside, great entrance with a double staircase, gigantic windows, plants and huge chandeliers, an inside courtyard, like how the Romans used to make them, with a pool and balconies from the bedrooms that looked over it and a huge gazebo with wisteria climbing all over the place, and the backyard had the biggest pool with marble tables all around and exotic trees, and a great garden all around the place, 'When I die I want to gift this to the inhabitants of meteor city' he said, he already planned on making a huge party free for all of the meteor city teens and young adults, just because that's what he would've liked as a kid, that was his weird way of supporting the community.

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