What it Means to be the Prince of Hell 2(Hazbin Hotel! and Helluva Boss! book 2)

Chapter 27: Meeting the Vee's (Hazbin Hotel S:1- Ep-2-part 2).

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea...you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who little miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic. Desperate. With no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: [Scoffs.] I think...I have JUST the one.

Employee: Uuh Mr. Vox sir.

Vox: WHAT!

Employee: Well we were looking through everything and we came upon this letter from what seems one of Alastor co-workers. 

Vox: .. *SHOOTS THE EMPLOYEE*.

Vox: *plays the security footage form his tv to see who delivered it.

Velvette: O my who is that tall dark and handsome his features are so fine. 

Valentino: I know right he has a perfect ass.

Vox: Well it seems this must be one of Alastor newest lap dogs.  Gents and Ladies I think I have an idea. 

[Back at the hotel, Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.]

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a SINGLE new recruit.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

[Vaggie hears a knock on the front door, walks over to it and opens it up to find sir pentious holding his hat]

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear-

[Sir Pentious is then cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face and pointing her spear at him]

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

[Charlie appears behind Vaggie.]

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? [gasps] Oh! Hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie: *gasps* You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

[Angel Dust appears and cuts off Charlie.]

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absoloutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Angel Dust: (To Vaggie) Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

[Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes.]

Vaggie: *Sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, or even with the war machine.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.