Altercation at the Auspicious Auction

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(Team RWBY and Megatron overlooks the whimsical land before them from the precipice)

Yang: So are we gonna just stand around thinking about this in silence? Or...?

Megatron: I don't think any of us have words for what's in front of us.

Ruby: I knew this place is weird, but a fairy tale? I mean that's impossible.

Megatron: really?

(Ruby and Little look at Blake pointing her finger at Little)

Weiss: What we've seen is improbable, but that doesn't mean we're in an actual fairy tale. Are we seriously entertaining this?

Yang: Do you have a better explanation for what's going on?

Megatron: a different reality perhaps.

Blake: maybe

Weiss: ok Well, let's try to be more logical, shall we? We fell from the sky. Ruby made friends with a tiny mouse.

Little: Friends!

Weiss: Blake and I got caught by killer vines. And... uh... you got your arm stolen by... a... What was it that you said?

Yang: A talking raccoon riding on a purple wagon filled with trash.

Megatron: their is a sentence I thought I would never hear in my life.

(Weiss looks at Yang's with no response)

Weiss: Yes, that. Okay, I see your point of view. I am going to go over here now.

(Weiss walks away, she starts to talk to herself)

Ruby: As crazy as it sounds, something about this is familiar.

Blake: The Girl Who Fell Through the World.

Megatron: the girl that what?

Blake: it's a book I... I think we're in the Ever After.

Weiss: Blake, that world is make-believe. It was just part of the story we all read as kids.

Little: It's not make-believe, it's where I live!

Blake: Can you tell us all about it? Have you ever heard the name Alyx?

Little: An "Alyx"? Is that a purpose?

Megatron: no it a name.

Blake: In the story, Alyx fell from the sky and met with the Hunter Mice, got trapped in vines, fought a Jabberwalker, and got her knife stolen by... A talking raccoon.

(Weiss groans and crosses her arms)

Yang: Yeah. And then she beat the Red King at a board game, met the Curious Cat, the Rusted Knight, and finally got out through.

Blake:(off-screen) The tree.

Weiss: So what now? Do we go to the tree? Look for Alyx? Yang's arm? Ruby, you're still missing Crescent Rose.

Megatron: well from my stand point we find yang arm then ruby weapon then get the heck out of here.

Blake: but where could her arm be?

Little: I'll bet the Jinxy Peddler has it.

Weiss: (angry) WHO?!

(Little yelped and ducked behind Ruby)

Little: The Jinxy Peddler? That's the only talking raccoon I know.

(Weiss angrily grumbles to herself)

Blake: Do you know where he might be?

Little: Of course! (scurrying up to Ruby's head) I'll lead the way right to–

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