Ever wonder what it's like to be a famous YouTuber?
Ever wonder what it would be like to be friends with the Sidemen?
Or even whats it's like to be a member of the Sidemen?!
Well in this book you can be all of those things. I hope you enjoy.
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Channel : Sidemen Post date : October 14th, 2019 Word count : 8,846 Edited : ☑️
Author note
Well, this is a much shorter chapter, as I said. But the positive to that is that it's done way quicker than my previous chapter. Random comment from my personal life, I've got a job interview next week. Hopefully it goes well. Fingers crossed anyway. Much love, as always, Eyelyn. <3
Question
Who's your favourite speaker in this roast?
I would be surprised if it wasn't Stephen, but I wanna know. Mine would be Stephen, he always makes me laugh.
!Warnings!
- Foul language - Roast! - I'm not great at being mean - Sexual references - Drug references - Censored moment
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Nervously I made my way up onto the stage with the rest of the boys. I took the liberty to sit down at the far end of the row of eight chairs. That made the speakers as far away from me as possible, put as much distance as possible and maybe they'll forget about me down here. I sat down one away from the end.
The boys all filing onto the stage and picking their seats. I ended up sitting between Josh, who chose the end seat, and JJ on my right. Staring ahead my eyes were blinded by the bright lights shining down on us, and the eyes of everyone we'd invited to listen to us getting roasted. I had to admit it was sort of intimidating seeing them staring up at us, even if they were mostly close friends.
"Well, we've had this coming for a while." Harry sighed, introducing the video I could tell by his tone of voice. Turning my head down the other end of the line where Harry had plopped himself I listened, my stomach still swimming with nerves. "I'm very excited." I'm not, I wanted to say but stayed silent not to ruin Harry's intro. "This is the roast of the Sidemen." Harry continued, spreading his arms out while.
Our audience all cheered. I chuckled and joined in on the applause. Lux was already standing on stage to start our humiliation, he clapped too.
"My name's Callux. Today, I am here to roast the Sidemen." Lux introduced himself to the audience in the room and at home watching our video. "Welcome, let's give 'em a round of applause."
I sighed, listening to the audience applaud us for a second time. I nodded my head, bringing my hands back up to clap for the boys.
"Very brave of them, very brave." Lux muttered as the applause died back down. "Now there's a lot of rich people up on stage today." I already let a sigh pass through my lips as I wedged my hands between my legs to control my nerves. "Lots of money. But if you want living proof that money can't buy you happiness, Miniminter."
