Haneul-// "When humans love someone they get 'butterflies', right?"
Jungkook-// yeah, and?
Haneul-// "so when butterflies fall in love... do they feel humans?"
Jungkook-//
Jimin-//
Yoongi-// What the fuck Haneul.
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Taehyung-// So this is 'I'
Haneul-// ye
Taehyung-// and this is 'me'
Haneul-// mhm.
Taehyung-// And this is 'my'
Haneul-// correct.
Taehyung-// why is there I, me, my, mine, myself...?
Haneul-// your the reason why. *slams textbooks on the table* I'm firing you as a student.
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Haneul-// I don't like being cute, I wanna be sexy.
Turns to Jin.
Hyung, how do I become sexy?
Jin-// speak French.
Haneul-// excusez-moi, vos chaussures ont l'air vraiment délicieuses.
Jin-//
Haneul-// can I eat them?
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Seokjin-// I went on you guy's search histories.
Jungkook-// oh no.
Seokjin-// Mr. Ryu, elaborate why your search history is how to become Namjoon.
Jimin-// Nah
Haneul-// Namjoon is deathly hot.
Seokjin-//
Jungkook-// I agree with this statement, have you seen his abs-?
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Namjoon-// why do you have this... rock.
Jungkook-// Haneul gave it to me.
Haneul-// bitch I threw it at you.
Jungkook-// He's very nice.
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Haneul-// how much of a cat is yoongi?
Yoongi- Haneul.
Haneul-// how much of a cat is yoongi-HYUNG.
Yoongi-// good, add sir on to it and grab me some coffee
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Haneul-// Hyung, Jimin called me the B word :(
Hoseok-// what-?
Jimin-// As far as I'm concerned, motherfucker doesn't start with a B
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Haneul-// Taehyung! I got a pet snake, what should I name him?
Taehyung-// Hm, maybe Daniel-
Hoseok-// WEHT SNAKEU?
Seokjin-// -faints-
YOU ARE READING
𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐱- 𝐛𝐭𝐬 8𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫
Fanfiction--"ɪғ ʙᴛs ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɪɢʜᴛʜ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ. ||𝐑𝐲𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐥 In which Ryu Haneul is the Nation's Cheesestick٫ bakery boy and the industry's candlelight- HIATUS-- LOSING MOTIVATION
