Haneul-// do birds get sad for not having arms?
Taehyung-// well, do you get sad for not having wings?
Haneul-// *tearing up* every.single.fucking.day.
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Hoseok-// What did you learn today at school, Haneul?
Haneul-// we learned about cucumbers...
Seokjin-// What-?
Haneul-// WE HAD TO PUT THIS RUBBER THING ON A CUCUMBER, PEOPLE KEPT MOANING AND MAKING EW SOUNDS-
Taehyung-// we did that last year.
Haneul-// I want to move back to France.
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Namjoon-// your curfew is at 10 Haneul.
Haneul-//Okey :D
-returns the next morning-
Seokjin-// RYU HANEUL WHERE WERE YOU??
Haneul-// wtf bitch its not my curfew yet.
Namjoon-// what are you talking about, its 9:43- oh.
Haneul-// its not my curfew yet.
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Yoongi-// Do you wanna go to a bakery?
Jimin-// yep!
Taehyung-// please!
Jungkook-// now!
Yoongi-// alright- wait... where's Haneul...?
Jungkook-// oh look, he's there
-points to the bakery window where Haneul's plastered on-
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Jimin-// uh oh.
Haneul-// The kitchen's on fire... I TOLD YOU IT WAS 17 MINUTES IN THE OVEN
Jimin-// *panicking* WE NEED AN ADULT
Haneul-// YOU ARE AN ADULT
Jimin-// WE NEED AN ADULTER ADULT, BRING HOSEOK-HYUNG
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Seokjin-// you can become whatever you want when you leave hybe! :D
Taehyung-// really?
Jimin-// can i be a police officer?
Jungkook-// can i become a mcdonald's worker?
Taehyung-// can i be a accountant?
Haneul-// can i be a pigeon?
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Yoongi-// *on the airplane* Hey, where's Haneul and Jimin?
Seokjin-// what do you mean?
Yoongi-// They aren't here...?
Seokjin-// WHAT??
-meanwhile Jimin and Haneul still wondering around the airport-
YOU ARE READING
𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐱- 𝐛𝐭𝐬 8𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫
Fanfiction--"ɪғ ʙᴛs ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɪɢʜᴛʜ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ. ||𝐑𝐲𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐥 In which Ryu Haneul is the Nation's Cheesestick٫ bakery boy and the industry's candlelight- HIATUS-- LOSING MOTIVATION
