Ranterism

Moments

All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up xD

I'm bored *yawns* anyone feeling unproductive like me? Nay? Rant your frustrations out here with me xD

Idk but I feel very girlish today O.o does that make any sense? Nah?

~ Everyday normal Girl stuffs~

(1) I feel so up up and FRESHHH Dafuq? Why is my hair up in a nest? How come chicks in movies and TV serials wake up looking like they are right out of a glam magazine? Is that a baby bird hatching out of its egg on my hair?!

(2) I feel like going for a swim today. It's a bright and sunny day, I feel fresh active and.
Wait... *rolls around in pain*
Why does my undie feel leaky. *it's a hot mess*
Oh aunt flow! Why don't you knock the god damn door before showing up unexpectedly.
Aunt flow - I come to make sure you ain't pregnant and your body is working properly babe.
Bu..but you keep spoiling my favourite panties *cries*

(3) girl 1 - You know I was waiting for Mr. Hot ass to message me but he didn't even acknowledge my presence. I feel so bad you know.
Girl 2 - Did he read your message when he came online ? If yes then he is being an ass.
Girl 1 - Why should I message him first? Can't he understand my telepathic message that I like him so he should always message me first.
Girl 2 - ●●●●●

(4) look at me people! I look fabulous today. Why is no one paying attention to me oh wait.... Why is he staring at me like that *gasps*such a creepo. I guess he mustn't have seen a beautiful babe like me before but eyeing me up and down is so rude and creepy.

(5) How dare you get married to HER? What did you see in her? You promised me! We were going to make 100 babies. You broke... crushed my heart!
*switches off the tv upon watching the celebrity guy crush with his lover*

(6) Oh-Em-Gee! There's a scrape on my nails *sobs*
Proceeds to remove the nail polish because of the tiny scrape.

(7) Ahh this is my favourite bra <3
Shit! It wasn't this tight when I bought it.
Why are my boobs bouncing like crazy?
Why is It trying to peek out of my dress?
Why did that person stop walking? They want to see me bouncy titties *tries to covers the chest using arms and bags*

(8) I don't want much in a man, he should be caring, sweet, charming, 6'4 feet tall, must have pink lips only, a tattoo over his rib cage area , pierced nipples, brown curly hair, must know to cook, must have a deep accent that will make me get an orgasm when I hear him, intelligent, should make me smile (only me) must be friendly but not that much friendly with girls cos those girls will jump on his bones.
I'm not asking much in a guy right? Any guy would be lucky to have me so I don't expect much from him.
He should be an exact replica of Hritik Roshan that's all I ask for but people say it's too much.

(9) Opens the cupboard, proceeds to sit down on the ground while looking up at the pile of clothes lying untouched since ages.
I don't have anything to wear!

(10) excuse -moi ? Come again? ! Did you say yours best friend? ! *rolls up sleeves*

(11) See Mr. Male , you are a really nice person. I wish to be with a person just like you but not you. I'm sorry.