Do you really need your intestines?

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Oh my globb!! You know those moments when you have something very important to say and it's super interesting and worth hearing!? Well this is not one of those moments!! So if your like me and could fare less about Authors notes then scroll down!! Yah chapter!!! Ooh and this lady is Annabelle!! I can not tell you who she is or it's a spoiler!! But ooh she a hottie!!(; I've had a pretty constapated head but luckily I found that pill in the medicine cabinent and my mind, well, she's ready to bloww!! Hahaha! Yah... Well again leave if your lame ! Stay if you wanna know a secret!! Hehe those suckers left!! :p antyways!! My secret.. Well.. I'm just sharting with ya!! There's no secret!! Wait before you go!! Stay... I realize that last bit was the most pointless piece of cow dung in the world!! (dung means poop. I would know. I'm an expert at poop related stuff.) well I'm on my stupid iPod because I can't go on the stupid computer cuz I'm "grounded" like what the fuck!? This house is perfctly clean!! So what if we have a couple of dead rats, and it smells like a skunk ate a stink bomb then diarriahed it out!( i didnt spell that right. Maybe im not a professional poop scout ]: unlezz i did spell it right then, what did i tell you clowns!?) well like i was saying my iPod is the FIRST GENERATION!! im not complaining like a snobby little toilet wipe, im just saying i cant type for the sake of Willy's Walrus'!!!! I would apologize for my long piece of crap but since its you guys im hoping you wont care. I noticed i said alot about poop. Yumm.. And how sanitary as well.. Im a weird jigglypuf!! Umm.. Just read my story now.. Yah. Should do that. Like i said.. Annabelle!! AKA Sofia Vergara! I love saying her name! Anyone else with me?! Hot mama!! ---->

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Andys POV

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I woke up held in a tight grip. God. What now!? I groaned and tried to sit up to see what it was, but the force was to much. I groaned again and fell back on my bed and closed my eyes. When I felt whatever it was holding me down, turn, so did I. What in this Christ name was going on here!? Oh yah. Last night.. Ugh why did it have to be him though!!

Blares POV

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Who the hells arm is on me? I looked at the arm. Ooh!! Yumm!! What?! He's muscular! We must've fucked. Hmm. I wonder who it is!from where i wad laying i could see dark brown hair. Hmm. Im usually for them blonde haired boys. Whoever was with me must have been pretty hott!! That's when i realized my clothes were still on. Well.. Thats not normal!! Did i get dressed again after we fucked!? Naww. That's weird. But then what!? I squirmed in his arms hoping to see who he was but he was to strong. Then he turned. Wait! Hold up just a

fucking moment!!

Andys POV

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Wait.. I remember asking him to stay but he's still here!? In my bed!? Wait.. WHAT THE HELL I DYLAN FUCKING HAYNES doing in my bed!? NO WHATS HE DOING IN MY ROOM!? SCRATCH THAT. MY HOUSE. NOO WAIT!! WHAT I HE DOING ON MY MOTHER FREAKIN BLOCK!? I ASKED HIM TO STAY, BUT I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO BECOME A SLEEPOVER!! I screamed. With all that is holy I screamed louder than I ever had in my entire life. Oddly though, I could still hear the faint scream of some one else. When I screamed Dylan jumped and fell off the bed with wide eyes.

"I wanted to make you scream, but not like that" he murmured. Jackbutt. No he's stupid and pisses me off!! jackASS!! Yes ladies and gentleman, I am bad. Who am I? Oh just little old Andy Rebel Love! Yup. Sounds about right.

Blares POV

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Chase Michaels is in my bed! Didn't catch that? Here I will repeat it. CHASE MICHAELS IS IN MY BED!! bow that you heard what I said are you running around screaming in a chicken outfit!? Well I sure as hell am!!! In my mind. What the Hell!! Did we fuck!? Shit. I'm to drunk to remember!! Damn it!! I'm screwed!! Andy is gonna whip my ass!! I'm such a bitch! Me and my stupid little cunt! Teamwork? Nahh. My vuh-jay-jay over powered my brain!! Fuck!!! So you know. I did the natural thing you do when your sisters hot ex co arch nemesis is in your bed. I screamed. I screamed on the top of my overly high pitched lungs and surprisingly I heard another scream joined with mine. When I screamed, Chase sat upright in MY bed and had his eyes open wide. Well I hop he had a heart attack!! That's what he gets for sleeping with me. Not that I was really complaining.

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