Jeff: *throws confetti* HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Dess: ...aren't you a little late for that?
Jeff: That's not the point. Anyways...
Canty: NUUUU JEFF WHAT ABOUT MY NEW YEAR'S KISS??
Jeff: Lol too bad
Canty: Well my resolution is to GET A BOYFRIEND WHO ACTUALLY APPRECIATES ME!!
Jeff: ...we were dating?
Dess: *phone rings* Oh, looks like I'm needed in another dimension. Bye! *yells into phone* SAVE MEEEEE
Jeff: Wanna hear my resolutions?
Canty: Not really...
Jeff: Well, I want to get Carrie to love me, ear more people, get a pet Nazgul, and become the ruler of the universe.
Jelly: Um, Jeff? Those seem kinda unrealistic.
Jeff: Your point being...
Canty: Jelly, do you know any reliable boyfriends that I can date?
Jelly: Ummm there was this donkey but I ate him
Canty: :(
Jeff: Hey, speaking of dating, has anyone seen Carrie?
Jelly: Yeah. She moved to Oklahoma to get away from you.
Jeff: WE'RE GOING TO OKLAHOMA! *zooms off on convenient rocket*
Canty: Alright, who's ready for the apocalypse?
Dess: *peeks around corner* Is he gone?
Canty: I hope so.
Dess: Good. *eats Jelly* oooh, strawberry!
Canty: YOU ATE JELLY WHAT THE PINEAPPLES
Dess: I'm sorry, I was hungry...
Canty: I don't even know how I put up with you any more
Jelly: *pops out from bush* Hi
Dess: Didn't I just eat you?
Jelly: Dess, you're the author of this book. You, of all people, should know that we never die.
Dess: True
Terry: GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN *grumbles*
Canty: Lol
