Me: Hi everyone!
Jeff: Oh, it's you.
Canty: I WAS TRYING TO EAT JEFF ALIVE HERE
Jeff: WHAT?
Canty: ...you heard nothing
Me: ooooookayyy. Anyways, I have a very special announcement!
Jeff: Carrie wants to marry me?
Canty: Sue drowned?
Sue: I get to chop up everyone?
Me: No, nope, and wrong! It's a very special day...
Jeff: CHRISTMAS! Jingle bells, Dessy smells-
Me: No, no, not Christmas...
Canty: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Me: It's SOMEONE'S birthday...
Sue: Mine?
Jeff: Carrie's?
Canty: Kylo Ren's?
Me: NO! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'M 14!! (Or, 1,823)
Jeff: Ohhhhh.
Sue: that's nice
Canty: *throws a single piece of confetti*
FreezingPhoenixHP is a good person and remembered. (You did too, Eruva, but SET YOUR ACCOUNT UP ALREADY)
Anyways, just thought y'all would like to know. Also...
FREE VIRTUAL CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!
