Dess: You know who we are,
Eruva: And you know what event this is!
Dess and Eruva: WHOOOOOO!
*insert music here* (Can we get some classic rock? Anyone?)
Dess: The waters are shining and clear, the water is perfect,
Eruva: And today, we-
Dess: It has that perfect feel to it, it's nice and refreshing,
Eruva: -today, we-
Dess: You could just jump right in-
Eruva: STOP TRYING TO SWIM IN THE OLYMPIC POOL!
Dess: *looks dejected*
Eruva: Today, we're hosting swimming!
Dess: On our first team, we have Éowyn from Middle-Earth, Jo from the Supernatural universe, Luna from Hogwarts, Weiss from Beacon, and Sue from I Like Pie.
Eruva: And on our second team, we have Aragorn from Middle-Earth, Dean from Supernatural, Draco from Hogwarts, Jaune from Beacon, and Terry from ILP!
Dess: And our first team is ready to dive in...
Eruva: AND THEY'RE OFF! Right from the start, it looks like Jo is surpassing everyone with the butterfly!
Dess: My nickname in kindergarten was Butterfly.
Eruva: NOW'S NOT THE TIME, DESS! Wait, how is Sue not electrocuting anyone?
Dess: *shrugs*
Eruva: Oh, and it looks like Éowyn is catching up!
Dess: And they're swimming back! We have Jo in the lead, Éowyn close behind, and Weiss in third, who is probably making the water very cold right now.
Eruva: And Sue is last. I wonder why.
Dess: Now, they're moving into the backstroke! Not Jo's strong point, apparently. I can totally relate.
Eruva: And it looks like Éowyn has taken the lead! And Luna's passed Weiss, and is well on her way to taking on Jo.
Dess: And Sue's still last. Figures.
Eruva: Oh, and Luna's catching up to Éowyn on the way back! Jo's been knocked down to fourth...Poor Jo...
Dess: Oh, but we've moved on to the breaststroke! Eruva, looks like you don't have to be disappointed, because Jo's back up to third!
Eruva: No, second! Oooh, she and Éowyn are neck and neck!
Dess: BUT LUNA'S COMING FROM BEHIND
Eruva: Please calm down.
Dess: AND JO FALLS BACK!
Eruva: *sighs* And now, freestyle-
Dess: AND LUNA IS GETTING SUPER CLOSE TOÉOWYN!
Eruva: Wait, what's Sue doing?
Dess: I can't believe it!
Eruva: She's passing Weiss!
Dess: And Jo!
Eruva: And Luna!
Dess: AndÉowyn!
Eruva: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SUE THE LAWNMOWER LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING FOR GOLD!
Dess: Just a few more feet to the wall...
Eruva: AND SUE WINS THE GOLD MEDAL!
Dess: WHO CARES ABOUT LOGIC?
Eruva: Wait, what's the ILP national anthem?
Dess: Well, the meepleepers have been pretty good at choosing music for the transitions. RUN FREE, MY MUSIC LOVING WAFFLES\
Random guy: *runs up and whispers to Eruva*
Eruva: WHAT???!??!!!
Dess: What?
Eruva: THEY WERE FILMING THE OTHER TEAM WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON
Dess: UGHHH- wait, who was doing the commentary?
*earlier*
Sockmuffin: My name is Sock! It rhymes with Spock! I should be with my team, but I'm not!
Neptune: ...shouldn't we be making actual comments about this?
Sockmuffin: Shut up, you're afraid of water
*present time*
Eruva: Well, looks like Draco won-
Dess: MY HEART
Eruva: -gold, Dean won-
Dess: MY HEART
Eruva: *sighs* silver, and Terry won bronze.
Dess: I'm Dess-
Eruva: And I'm Eruva!
Eruva and Dess: And this is the ILP Olympics!
*insert more music*
A/N: Event requests?
The real Olympic sport: Dess and Eruva trying to write all of this with barely any knowledge of athletic things.
