Hello! You must be new here. Well, I'd be happy to show you the basics of this wonderful (insane) school!
Now, you'll probably want to find me and Eruva.
...no, not the two girls that look all popular.
...no, not the super flexible cheerleaders.
...no, not the really pretty ones over there.
You see the ones falling onto the wall, faintly screaming about "aloneeeee" and singing mournful showtunes?
Yeah. That's us.
Oh, we're not there? Check the library.
Yeah, the two girls over in the LotR section, casually talking about the apocalypse.
Not there? Check the band room. See the second chair flute and second chair clarinet? The ones flashing looks to each other between pieces? That'll be us.
