Director: Today we will be sight-reading...
Me: Yay!
Director: ...Lord of the Rings
Me: *starts hyperventilating*
Me, as they hand out the parts: *internally screeching*
*plays almost flawlessly, as I've been playing this stuff for two years*
Band: What's this note
Band: How do you finger this
Band: What time change?
Band: Where are we
Band: What's a key signature
Band: All naturals? Let me CONTINUE TO PLAY FLATS
Band: Oh look, four flats, I'll play all naturals now
Band: *is off* *is in the wrong key*
Me: AAAAGGGHHHHHHH
Me and Eruva: *trying not to smash someone with a stand*
