Dess: Hello, Meepleepers! My name is Vanadessë Nenaranel,
Eruva: And I'm Eruva Aniron,
Dess and Eruva: And welcome to the first ILP Olympics!
Dess: As you can see, we were GOING to have a big opening ceremony...
Eruva: But then THIS happened.
*video shows*
Sockmuffin: *carrying touch* EHEHEHE FIIIIRE
Dess: SOCKMUFFIN! Legolas was going to carry that in!
Sockmuffin: FIIIIIRE *starts lighting everything on fire*
Eruva: MY BEAUTIFUL PROPS! *faints*
Dess: AH NO FIRE *faints*
Sockmuffin: GOLD MEDALS FOR MEEEEEE!
*video clip ends*
Dess: *shudders* So much fire... Anyways, we managed to-
Eruva: THEY *motions to the teams* managed to. WE were both unconscious.
Dess: -they managed to salvage enough of the arena to hold the parade!
*dramatic music plays*
Dess: And here we see the Middle-Earth team walking in!
Eruva: Aaand...it looks like Legolas and Thorin are fighting over who gets to be at the front.
Dess: *sighs* Anyways, behind them, we have Aragorn and Arwen! *grabs microphone* HIIIII SIS
Eruva: *slaps microphone away* And Éowyn is walking with them! She seems to be enjoying this crowd.
Dess: I'm really jealous of her dress.
Eruva: Dess, EVERYONE's jealous of the Middle-Earth dresses...
Dess: And it looks like following Middle-Earth, we have the Supernatural universe!
Eruva: With Sam and Dean at the front. Did we expect anything else?
Dess: Nope! And there's Cas, looking very confused. As usual.
Eruva: And- *gasps and grabs microphone* I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU FOR CROWLEY.
Dess: *gently pulls microphone away* And following them, we have Charlie, Jo, and- Ruby?
Eruva: I mean, Crowley's here...
Dess: You know what? I don't think I can even try at this point.
Eruva: Moving on to our next fandom, we have... HOGWARTS!
Dess: With the Golden Trio getting lots of attention from the crowds! *grabs mic* HIIIII SIS
Eruva: *throws mic out of a convenient window*
Dess: ...rude.
Eruva: Looks like Luna, Ginny, and Draco will be competing as well!
Dess: *pauses* Did we arrange fangirl security?
Eruva: I guess we'll find out by the number of people left tomorrow!
Dess: That's... pleasant?
Eruva: Yeah...oh, looks like the team from Remnant is walking in to change this subject!
Dess: We've got both RWBY and JNPR competing this year, which could either be amazing or could lead to absolute disaster.
Eruva: Speaking of disaster, here comes the ILP team:
Dess: The gang's all here: Jeff, Canty, Sue, Jelly, Terry, and Sockmuffin!
Eruva: This isn't good!
Dess: Not at all!
Dess and Eruva: *fake-smile at the camera for about 10 seconds*
Eruva: And that wraps it up, seeing as Sockmuffin scared off all the other teams!
Dess: *sighs* Well, we'll see you all for our first events tomorrow!
Dess and Eruva: Farewell, Meepleepers!
*insert music of your choice here*
