Dear platypuses,
I have left my books for a few days. I'm putting you all in charge. Feel free to write some chapters!
Oh, and the 50th chapter is next in ILP. Make it special!
And would you mind posting it on May 20? That's my 2-year anniversary of I Like Pie.
-Dess
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Summer: OH. EHM. GEEEEE!
Jake: What is it now?
Ambriel: I'm TRYING to sleep!
Kylo Ren: If we can not resist the call of the light, we are no better than moths
Jake: What? Kylo being emo? We've all seen that before.
Summer: No no no no, THIS! *pushes letter over*
Ambriel: Left books...in charge...50TH CHAPTER?
Summer: And WE get to write it!
Kylo Ren: whoooo. How exciting.
Ambriel: WE CAN DO THE PARTY LIKE WE PLANNED EARLIER!
Kylo Ren: Isn't this breaking the fourth wall? Or something? I mean, how are we supposed to write the book that we're IN?
Summer: Hush, sweet emo trash can child. Now, who's ready?
Ambriel: MEEEEEE!
Jake: I am!
Kylo Ren: sure why not
Summer: AMAZYNESS! Now, we're gonna need some help...
Ambriel: I have some ideas! KYLOOOOOO
Kylo Ren: -_-
A short while later...
Summer: Look who I brought to help!
Barry the beaver: Your kind stole my tail
Brenda the duck: And our beak
Barry: So WE MUST BE RELATED!!!
Brenda: COUSINSSSSS
Jake: I brought help too! *pushes a rock up to the front* This is my pet rock, Jake the Second.
Summer: ...but it's a rock...
Ambriel: It can't do anything...
Jake the Second: yo yo whaddup platypeeps
Jake: TOLD YOU SO!
Summer: ...okayyyyy. Ambriel, did you find any help?
Ambriel: The Winchesters refused to come. Something about "Dess being scared and not knowing how to write them."
Jake: Sounds like a hassle...hey, where's Kylo?
::BREAKING NEWS::
We interrupt this chapter to let Dess say...
I HAVE THE HIGHEST LANGUAGE ARTS GRADE IN THE SCHOOL!!!!
also I got my braces off.
Also, apparently I can function on 2 hours of sleep!
::NEWS OVER::
Kylo Ren: I brought...help
*army of stormtroopers marches in*
Jake: How did you get those?
Ambriel: *grins* I took him to his original dimension and stole them!
