A lie you told him

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Kylo- His hair was fine. He actually had just woke up late and his hair was a mess, it looked like he was dragged through a bush by a wookie.

Anakin- You trust him in the kitchen, he blew up the microwave twice! Let's say you regret that lie

Obi-wan- He isn't boring, because damn it he can be soooo boring. Flipping chess and checkers! (No offense chess players, I play chess myself. I love it.)

Luke- you will stop re acting the father scene. You will at one point, as soon as it stops being funny.

Poe- His X wing is in perfect condition, that wookie needs to hurry up! You didn't mean to break it, the button looked interesting!!

Finn- he isn't a drama queen, cuz he is the biggest drama queen ever! God have mercy on your soul! Please..

Han- you didn't scratch the millennium falcon, Chewy made you do it! Blame the wookie, he can't kill the wookie, he's to precious! It will be the hardest choice to him, Falcon or Wookie?

Hux- the fact he chose to wear a jacket without putting his arms in the sleeves was a god fashion choice. He looked stupid, yet he was stupidly cute. He does that well ^-^

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