Support Hotline (Ryden)

Chain Messages and Bomb Dropping

"Hey babe, I'm gonna put you in a group text with my friends, okay?" Brendon says as he mindlessly plays with my hair.

"Uh, sure."

"Cool." He says excitedly.

Brendon:
"( \ / )
( \ / )
( \ / )
( /<>\ )
( / \/ \ )
/ \ __
( ) ( ) It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your friends so it will brighten their day like it did yours! If you dont, demon-possessed goats will move into your house and eat all of your socks, leading you to believe that something is wrong with your washing machine because all of your socks keep disappearing. Have a nice day!!!"

Unknown Number: "really"

Brendon: "yes really"

I hate having unknown numbers in my phone so I ask everyone to clarify who they are. "hey hi this is ryan can everyone tell me who they are pls"

Unknown Number: "ye im josh"

Unknown Number: "im tyler"

Unknown Number: "i'm hayley who is ryan"

"hello thats me"

Brendon: "that my boyf"

Unknown Number: "ah ok"

I start putting in everyone's contacts quickly before my phone blows up again.

Josh: "bden how was that a decapitated angel i dont see it"

Brendon: "only good ppl see it joshua"

Josh: "i am a good person brendong"

"BRENDONG LMAO"

Brendon: "u shut ur mouth ryan i can kick u from right here"

I look away from the screen to see Brendon had moved positions and is now upside down on the bed and face-to-face with my feet.

"better not"

Brendon: " (╯◕_◕)╯"

Tyler: "wut"

Brendon: "(✿◠‿◠)"

Josh: "brendon wyd"

Brendon: "( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)"

"brendon stop"

Brendon: "ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ"

Tyler: "please"

Brendon : " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

I hear Brendon burst out laughing at his own jokes. I look to my side and see Brendon's feet. Naturally, I wiggle my fingers around the sole of his foot, and Brendon screams and kicks and giggles.