Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Ask #1

Me: Welcome everybody to ask or dare with the crew!

Jesse: Please don't call us that

Me: I'll call you whatever I please, thank you very much.

Jesse: *sighs*

Me: *slaps Jesse* THIS IS A NO SIGH ZONE!

Jesse: *mumbles rather unpleasant words*

Me: Anyways, nobody has asked us anything yet, so I have a question for you and the crew... CREW GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

*MCSM crew walks in*

Jess: Ughh... why did you wake us up... it's so EARLY

Me: Hush child...

Jess: But seriously wh-

Me: I SAID HUSH CHILD!

Petra: Nah I'm with her, I'm tired...

Lukas: Yeah you could've at least made breakfast...

Me: Oh but I did Lukas...

Lukas: REALLY?!

Me: Yeah but you've gotta answer a question for the good people before you get it.

Axel: Totally UNFAIR!

Me: Hey, I'm cruel! Anyways onto the question

*everyone except me groans*

Me: Alright, first question... why are you here doing ask or dare?

Jesse: Well, Jess forced me to so... yeah.

Jess: I did not!

Jesse: Oh really? Does 'JESSE PLAY ASK OR DARE WITH US OR ELSE I'LL STEAL YOUR CHOCOLATE' ring a bell?

Jess: Oh um...

Me: Jess, I'm proud of you *high fives Jess*

Jess: Anyways I joined this because I thought it would be fun, and Reagan's my friend, so...

Olivia: I decided to this because I want to see Jesse get lots of torturous dares...

Jesse: HEY!

Olivia: *shrugs* I suppose you should think twice before touching my repeaters...

Axel: I'm only doing it because there was free cake. Where is the cake anyways?

Me: It's in the oven at the moment, but if you want I can use my magical host powers to take it out.

Axel: SWEET!

Me: *uses magical host powers to give the cake to Axel*

Axel: Thanks Man!

Me: I'm not a man but no problemo! Alright, who's next?

Lukas: I'll go ne-

Aiden: ME! OOH PICK ME!

Me: Sure Aiden, why are you doing this.

Aiden: I'm doing it because I'd like to see Lukas suffer!

Me: O.O uhh

Lukas: Um, why?

Aiden: You decided that Jess and Jesse were cooler than us...

Lukas: *cough* they are *cough*

Aiden: What was that?

Lukas: I just coughed.

Me: ANYWAYS... Petra your turn!

Petra: I was hoping for some dangerous dares.

Me: Classic Petra.

Lukas: Well, I wanted to g-

Gil: BLAZE RODS!

Maya: Shut up Gil!

Gil: *whispers* Blaze Rods

Maya: Anyways, I'm here for the same reason as Aiden.

Gil: Same here! *cough* BLAZE RODS! *cough*

Lukas: Wow harsh.

Jess: Yeah really.

Petra: Well, it is Aiden, so... yeah I'd expect it...

Soren: That's why I'm friends with endermen.

Me: SOREN YOU GUYS ARE LATE!

Soren: Sorry friend, we had a party at my place.

Me: WE ARE AT YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW, AND I HEARD NO MUSIC LAST NIGHT!

Soren: Uh... we were having a... pillow fight...

Me: Wow how embarrassing.

Gabriel: Sorry I'm late guys!

Ellegaard: Yeah Magnus exploded the oven again.

Soren: MY OVEN!

Magnus: Hey how was I supposed to know that ovens and TNT don't exactly mix?!

Ellegaard: Um doofus, you're literally the king of BOOM TOWN! I'm quite sure that you'd know.

Ivor: Aw SNAP!

Magnus: Nerd!

Ellegaard: Freak!

*Magnus and Ellegaard storm away*

Me: Well we're not getting any answers from them.

Gabriel: Yeah really... wait.... answers? Dang I'm not ready for this test!

Me: Chill dude, it's just why you came here.

Gabriel: Oh... Yeah I came here because... well... I felt like it.

Ivor: Same here bruh!

Soren: I came here so nobody would destroy my fortress, but you know how well THAT worked out.

Me: Hehe...

Soren: NOT FUNNY!

Me: Well, looks like that's all the time we have left, I have to go make these whiners some breakfast now.

Lukas: Yessss... wait... WHINERS?! Thanks Jesse! You made her call us whiners!

Me: I was talking about you Lukas.

Lukas: Oh... O//////O

Me: Anyways guys, leave your asks or dares, and I'll see you next time!

Jess: Why are you talking like a game show host or something? *mocking tone* WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, ON ASK OR DARE! Now all you need is some music, and you can go on GSN.

Me: Thanks for the tip, but anyways... SEE YA NEXT TIME! *Family Feud Outro plays*