Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Ask #9 and Dare #83

Me: *banging pots and pans* WAKE UP GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT THAT WE HAVE TO DO! RIGHT NOW!

Petra: *walks out* Reagan... its three in the morning. What do even need?

Reuben: *walks out and yawns* and why are you up this early?

Me: I NEVER SLEEP

Pat: *emerges from a hot tub* Me neither... I'm just chilling in this HOT TUB TIME MACHINE *sinks back into the water*

Petra: What the...?

Me: EVERYONE COME DOWN HERE!

*everyone walks into the living room*

Me: You ready to figure out why I called you down here?

*everyone nods*

Me: I got some dares, and I got an ask! The first dare I got is that we all have to sing Wrecking Ball by Miley Cirus.

Ivor: YES!

*everyone looks at Ivor*

Ivor: What?

Lukas: Nothing...

Me: ANYWAYS LET'S DO THIS! Ivor, start us off!

Ivor: *takes a deep breath* We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain

Harper: We jumped, never asking why.

Me: We kissed, I fell under your spell

Jess: A love no one could deny

Olivia: Don't you ever say I just walked away

Jen: I will always want you

Axel: I can't live a lie, running for my life

Radar: I will always want you

Me: *whispers* wait for it...

Ivor: *crashes through the wall on top of a wrecking ball* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

Me: Yes! *bursts out laughing*

Lukas: Are we done?

Me: Yeah, we're good now.

Petra: Who dared that? That was terrible...

Me: I just did that because I wanted to. OK NEXT DARE!

Petra: *facepalms*

Me: The next dare says that I... have to eat bananas for a week...

Dan: That's not too bad.

Me: I hate bananas.

Dan: Oh.

Me: *sighs* let's get this over with...

Day 1:

Me: *pokes banana and gags*

Day 2:

Me: *sniffs banana and gags*

Day 3:

Me: *nibbles banana and gags*

Day 4:

Me: *eats half a banana and gags*

Day 5:

Me: *plugs nose and eats a banana*

Day 6:

Me: *eats two bananas and almost dies*

Day 7:

Me: *throws up* 

Romeo: You okay there?

Me: No... ugh never again.

Lukas: It's literally just a banana, chill kid.

Me: DON'T CALL ME KID, I BET I'M OLDER THAN YOU

Lukas: O-O

Me: That's what I thought child.

Jess: Oh, last week, didn't you say that you had an ask for us as well?

Me: Oh yeah. The ask was for all of the couples here... what would you do if you weren't dating the people you are now?

Lukas: Well, Jess and I were dared to get married so I guess this ask doesn't really apply to us since, y'know, we aren't dating.

Me: Ugh fine you get out of something... for now... hehehe

Lukas: o-o

Me: Anyways, who's next?

Jesse: Well if I wasn't dating Petra she's probably kill me, so...

Petra: You got that right boi

Me: Okay then...

Ivor: If I wasn't dating Harper, I'd probably just watch her from the bushes or something.

Me: I'm not even going to ask anymore...

Maya: I'd literally die if I wasn't dating Aidan.

Me: *sighs*

Reuben: I mean, I wouldn't be as drastic as dying... I'd probably still talk to Benedict. We'd just be friends.

Dan: Oh, I'll say the same thing as Reuben. You don't wanna know what I was going to say...

Me: Well, you're right about that.

Axel: Cry. I'd cry.

Olivia: Aw Axel...

Me: *whispers* ship

Magnus: Blow myself up.

Romeo: And I'll join you!

Me: WHY IS THIS GROUP SO OBSESSED WITH DEATH?!

*everyone shrugs*

Me: Well, um... bye? Leave asks or dares...?

A/N: Hopefully I got the ask and dare right, I was doing this from memory. Anyways, hope you enjoyed!