Dare #42 and #43

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Ivor: We are gathered here today to celebr- Err... I mean mourn over the loss of a hate- err... Beloved friend.

Everyone: *wearing black and mourning*

Me: *deader than dead*

Winslow: I'M GONNA KILL YA IVOR! *Takes out knife*

Everyone but Ivor and Winslow: *holding Winslow back* NO KNIVES!

Winslow: That's fine, I can still get him with my KITTY CLAWS!!! *turns into a cat*

Ivor: AHHHHHHHH!

Winslow: *chases him* COME HERE!

Me: *wakes up* I DON'T WANT TO! Oh... I'm awake...

Winslow: *scratches Ivor*

Ivor: AGHHHHH!

Me: What happened?!

Winslow: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

Me: Uh... yeah... why wouldn't I be?

Ivor: I thre- dropped a potion on you.

Me: Oh... Well we have two dares!

Everyone but Winslow and Ivor: HOORAY!

Me: *looks at phone* Na to the Ah to the NO NO NO!

Aiden: What is it?

Me: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Jesse: What?!

Me: *throws a spoon at Jesse*

Jesse: OW!

Me: Petra hand me that shovel!!

Petra: *hands me the shovel*

Me: *buries phone* There!

Lukas: *sneakily digs up phone* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: Oh god, LUKAS!!!

Lukas: Reagan has to do 7 minutes in heaven with Jesse!!

Me: UGH!

Lukas: AND she cannot hit Jesse, and something romantic has to happen!

Me: I should've just played dead.

Winslow: YOU CANT DO THAT TO MY BAE!

Petra: YEAH! Wait... what was the dare again?

Lukas: *facepalms*

Jess: Finally! My brother suffers! No offense Reagan.

Me: None taken. I hate him too.

Jesse: HEY!

Me: *threatens him with a spoon*

Aiden: Nope! No hitting Jesse!

Me: *groans*

Gil: GET IN THERE LOVEBIRDS!

Me and Jesse: SHUT UP GIL! *get shoved in the closet*

Lukas: YOU'VE GOT 7 MINUTES!

*In The Closet*

Me: I hate you Jesse.

Jesse: Ditto.

Me: If we don't say anything, maybe we can get away with not kissing.

Jesse: Agreed.

Gil: KISS!!!

Me and Jesse: SHUT UP GIL!

Lukas: Do it or we won't let you out!

Me: Um...

Jesse: Yeah. No.

Me: I got this. *grabs Jesse and teleports the both of us out of the closet*

Lukas: NOPE! *Shoves us back in*

Me: *teleports back out*

Everyone but Winslow: *shoves us back in*

Me: FINE! *Kisses Jesse* HAPPY?!

Lukas: Much better.

Me: Now if you excuse me! *goes to the bathroom and throws up*

Jesse: What just happened...?

A/N: We interrupt your story for BREAKING NEWS! I just had the best moment ever! I was listening to Google Play music and three of my favorite songs played straight in a row; Stitches by Shawn Mendes, Unsteady by X Ambassadors, and 7 Years by Lukas Graham! YESSSSS!

Me: Let's never speak of this, agreed?

Jesse: Most definitely agreed.

Me: Yeah, I have another dare as well. It's for Jess and Jesse, and you have to do 7 minutes in heaven as well.

Jess and Jesse: NO!

Me: Suffer! *pushes them into the closet*

Jess and Jesse: *fight*

*Timeskip Brought By Yours Truly*

Me: So... how was it?!

Jess and Jesse: AWFUL!

Me: Haha! Thank goodness that's over. Anyways, I suppose that we'll see ya next time!
Good BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dan: Literally stop.

Me: Haha, no.

~~~Bonus Scene~~~

Me: *as a cat* Hollllld on. Hold on. Hold onto me, cause I'm a little unsteady! A little unsteady!

Winslow: *walks in* Reagan?!

Me: *Screams and turns back to normal* NOTHING!

Winslow: *nosebleeds*

Me: *gasps* THAT IS MAHOGANY!

Winslow: Was that a Hunger Games reference?

Me: Yeah...

Winslow: Well, goodnight Bae! *turns into a cat and jumps on a cat bed*

Me: Goodnight Winsy-poo! *leaves*

Winslow: *snores*

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