Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Daré #72

Me: HELLOOOOO?

Aiden: HI REAGAN!

Me: *whispers to self* ew... maybe if you lock yourself in the closet he'll go away... *crawls into the closet*

Random Closet Hobo: *sniffs me* I like your skin... HEHEHEHHEE!

Me: *screams*

Winslow: *runs downstairs* WHERE ARE YOU BAE?

Me: CLOSET! HURRY!

Winslow: *runs to closet and opens it*

Me: AHHHHH! *Runs away*

Winslow: AHHHHH HOBO! *points at him and runs off*

Me: *grabs Anti-Hobo spray and sprays the hobo*

Random Hobo: *shrivels up and dies*

Winslow: Oh thank god...

Me: It has been done...

Jess: *walks out and yawns* What the heck are you two doing... I was taking a nap...

Winslow: *pushes the hobos shriveled body away with his foot* Nothing...

Me: Uh, we have a dare though so Let's get out of this room and go to the living room instead... HAHA LET'S GO! *pushes Jess into the living room*

Jess: Huh...?

Me: EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

*Everyone walks in*

Me: We got a dare!

Ivor: Ugh what is it?

Me: Haha its actually for Aiden and Ivor... it says, "I dare Ivor and Aiden to make a music video of Barbie Girl by Aqua and they have to share one sparkly tutu and wear it for the entire video"

Aiden and Ivor: Oh my god...

Me: >:)

Aiden and Ivor: YESSSS!

Me: Dang I thought this would be evil... ANYWAYS... I'm the makeup artist for the video... so...

Aiden: REAGAN... MAKE ME FABULOUS!

Me: You'll never be fabulous but I can try...

Ivor: I'll always be fabulous though so HA!

Me: Sure... anyways come here Aiden... sit.

Aiden: *sits on a chair as I do his makeup*

Me: *gives him wings, smokey eyes, and fake eyelashes*

Aiden: Oh my lord I look fabulous!

Me: NEXT!

Ivor: *sits in the chair*

Me: *gives Ivor fabulous curly hair, bright red lipstick, and blue eyeshadow*

Ivor: Oh God... *grabs mirror* Reagan... what the heck... I HAVE NEVER LOOKED THIS FABULOUS BEFORE!

Me: That's my job!! Now... time to film a video... *pulls out a tutu and tosses it to Aiden and Ivor*

Aiden and Ivor: *get in the tutu* We're fabulous oh my god...

Me: TAKE ONE!

Aiden: Hiya Barbie!

Ivor: I AM NOT BEING BARBIE!

Aiden: I wanna be Ken though!

Ivor: TOO BAD! *dives at Aiden*

Aiden: AHHH! *falls over*

Me: CUT! Ivor is Ken and Aiden is Barbie. No complaining...

Aiden: But-

Me: TAKE TWO!

Ivor: Hiya Barbie!

Aiden: Hi Ken!

Ivor: You wanna go for a ride?

Aiden: Sure Ken!

Ivor: Jump in!

Aiden: *does a somersault, dragging Ivor with him*

Ivor: Ow...

Aiden: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD... LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!

Ivor: *Flips hair* YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE! IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!

Aiden and Ivor: COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY! *do a backflip and land in a split position*

Everyone but Aiden, Ivor, and Me: *claps*

Me: Oh my Lord... someone pass me the bleach... that was awful...

Lukas: I gotchu covered fam. *passes bleach*

Me: *chugs it* Thanks... needed it after that performance... *passes out*

Aiden: Was it something I said?