Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Fake Dare #47 and Dare #48

Me: GETYOURBUTTSINHERENOW!

Everyone: *walks in*

Me: Heyguyswhatsup?

Aiden: Why is she speaking so fast?

Winslow: I accidentally mistook coffee for tea and now... well... That happened.

Me: HEHEHEHEHE!

Everyone: O.O

Me: *passes out*

Lukas: Uhh is she... should we be concerned?

Winslow: I'm used to it now. She'll be back up in 3... 2... 1...

Me: *wakes up* ugh, what happened.

Jess: Yeah, you drank coffee, and passed out.

Me: But... I don't even like coffee...

Magnus: YOU DON'T LIKE COFFEE? HOW DARE YOU!

Ellegaard: Chill Magnus!

Magnus: *grumbles unpleasant words*

Me: Where's Cece when you need her? She's supposed to NOOT out all of Magnus's swears.

Cece: *walks in* NOOT NOOT NOOT!

Me: Better. Anyways, we have a dare!

Everyone: YAY!

Me: Ok the dare is... Magnus has to kill Ellie!

Magnus and Ellegaard: WHAT?!

Me: Yeah, you heard me...

Magnus: But... I can't kill Ellie... I love her!!

Me: Awww!

Magnus: Do I have to kill her now?

Me: Yes!

Magnus: Sorry Ellie... *blows up TNT*

Ellegaard: *dies*

Magnus: Nooooooo!

Me: Ha! Got em!

Magnus: Wut?

Me: Ellie isn't dead. This was just a prank!

Magnus: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Me: *shrugs* Also that wasn't the real dare...

Magnus: I hate you...

Me: Love ya too! Anyways the real dare is that Jess has to turn into a neko for the next 5 chapters!

Lukas: What's a neko?

Me: You'll see... *uses magical author powers*

Jess: *looks in a mirror* What the...

Lukas: Awwww!