Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #20

Me: *Grabs a megaphone* YO WHAT UP HOMIES? TIME FOR A DAREEEEEE!

Lukas: Are you going to do this every time now?

Me: No, only when Cassandra is involved.

Lukas: Ugh...

Me: Oh lookie, the dare is for Cassandra, and you!

Lukas: Oh no...

Me: Oh yes... I wonder what's taking so long...

Winslow: *walks in*

Me: ♡//////♡

Lukas: Hehehe...

Me: Shut up! Just remember I can have Cassandra torture you even more than she already will!

Lukas: *becomes silent*

Winslow: Where is everyone?

Me: *shrugs*

In my bedroom:

Jesse: Ok, so what we need to do-

Jess: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Jesse: I know I still have no shirt, but shut up!

Petra: Yeah Jess, your bro has nice abs!

Jesse: O//////O

Jess: *holding in laughter* I know someone else who has good abs...

Petra: Who?

Jess: Gil! *shows video of Gil singing "Jesse's Girl" in front of the mirror*

Gil: SHUT UP!

Petra: Sorry Gil, but I've already got me a man!

Gil: I WAS JUST SINGING THE SONG! JESSE IN EVEN A FRIEND!

Jess: Sureeee...

Olivia: Sureeee...

Reuben: Sureeee...

Olivia, Jess, and Reuben: Sureeee...

Gil: *sighs* Continue with the plan Jesse...

Jesse: Ok, basically this bedroom is right next to the living room, so we go in the hallway, duck behind the shorter walls, and then scare Reagan.

Everyone: Sounds good! *leaves*

Back to the living room:

Me: And that's the second time I almost died!

Winslow and Lukas: *claps*

Me: Thank you, thank you very much! *cough* Elvis Presley quote! *cough*

Everyone except Me, Winslow, and Lukas: *Screams in my ear*

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Hides behind Lukas and Winslow* TAKE THEM INSTEAD!!!

Lukas and Winslow: *give eachother the I have no idea what's happening right now look*

Lukas: You can let go of my leg now, Reagan.

Winslow: Mine too while your at it.

Me: KILL THE MONSTERS!

Lukas: It's just everyone else.

Me: WHY YOU LITTLE BUTTS! *Lunges at the person closest to me which happens to be poor Reuben*

Reuben: I was no part of this!

Benedict: Let him go!

Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC!

Me: *let's go of Reuben* Aww another ship is sailing away!