Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #26

Winslow: What's up everybody?

Reuben: Yo, why are you here?

Winlsow: Reagan chucked herself out the window, remember?

Reuben: *remembers*

*Le Flashback*

Me: BYE! *Jumps out window*

Reuben: *looks out window* What's she doing?

Me: *jumping around and ripping posters down* NOBODY WILL EVER SEE THESE!

*2 HOURS LATER*

Me: Yes! I finally got them all! Phew!

Petra: Little does she know that I have a full stack of them here... hehehe!

Reuben: You kept them all?

Me: *overhears Petra's conversation and runs at her* GIVE ME THOSE! *grabs posters*

Petra: WHAT?! I WASN'T GONNA SHOW THEM TO ANYONE!

Me: *silently rips papers* HISSSSSS!

Petra: *backs away and closes broken window*

Me: You better run... *burns papers and toasts marshmallows over them*

Petra: *whispers to Reuben* I still have one poster left, but I don't think I can take it out because of Reagan.

Reuben: So nobody else will see it?

Petra: *sadly shakes head* I'm afraid not... she'd find out!

Reuben: Aw DANG IT!

*End of Flashback*

Reuben: Riiiiiight, she only did that and nothing else. Except tear up the posters and Petra showed me a copy...

Winslow: What?

Reuben: Nothing! Let's start the dare, shall we?

Winslow: Alright... CREW GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

*Everyone walks in*

Everyone but Winslow and Reuben: Where's Reagan?

Reuben: *shrugs* other places.

Jesse: Don't we have a dare from her though? We'll need her phone.

Winslow: CRAP! I didn't think of that!

Me: *magically telephones in* Somebody say my name?

Everyone but me: *raises hand* I DID!

Me: Uh, ok then.

Aiden: What's the dare?

Me: How'd you know it was a dare?

Aiden: Two reasons, one, we never get asks, and two, Winslow told us.

Me: How'd you know there was a dare?

Winslow: I have my cat ways. No, literally, I turned back into a cat and looked at your phone.

Me: Remind me to keep my door locked, ok? I'd prefer you don't look at the stuff I look up, it'll look like I stalk everyone or something.

Winslow: YOU DO! YOU LITERALLY LOOK UP LUKAS AND JESS FANFICS ONLINE!

Me: Please say that's all you know...

Winslow: Let's see, there's also Magnus and Ellegaard fanfics, Jesse and Petra fanfics, and Olivia and Axel fanfics.

Me: O.O you done?

Winslow: Nope! You also look up images of them, you play Minecraft Story Mode, which is basically a movie about us, you keep looking up Telltale Games, and check their twitter and YouTube, you also watch these people named PopularMMOs, GamingWithJen, StampyLongHead, LDShadowLady, and The Diamond Minecart / / DanTDM. I know three of them.

Me: You finished yet?

Winslow: Nope! You also watch this guy named BigBSt4tz2 who is this guy that predicts our future, you read the Minecraft Story Mode Episode 7 waiting thread like, every day, and you also squeal when you see anything that relates to us.

Me: Ahem...

Winslow: ALSO, you play this game called My Tomodachi Life, which you squeal when Lukas and Jess are together hanging out, you squealed when you finally got Ellegaard and Magnus together, You squealed when you got Olivia and Axel together, and you are currently trying to get Jesse and Petra together, Reuben and Benedict together, and Maya and Aiden  together!

Everyone but Winslow, Cassie, the YouTubers, and Gil: O//////O

Me: Ok, maybe all of that's true, but WHY do you watch me Google and play this stuff?!

Winslow: Cats are curious.

Ivor: So, are we going to get the dare?

Me: Um, yeah the dare tells us to kiss our crushes. So... *kisses Winslow*

Winslow: *kisses back*

Petra: DANG I FORGOT MY CAMERA!

Me: EVERYONE ELSE KISS YOUR CRUSHES NOW!

Jesse: That's easy! *kisses Petra*

Petra: *kisses back*

Me: *squealing* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE OF CUTENESS!

Winslow: You'll be fine!

Me: NO I WONT! LUKESSE IS ABOUT TO KISS!

Lukas: So... um... I-

Jess: *gets on tiptoes and kisses Lukas*

Lukas: *kisses back*

Me: OH MY GOD! HEEEEELP! IM GONNA DIE IF SOMEONE ELSE KISSES!

Axel: *kisses Olivia*

Olivia: *kisses back*

Axel: *breaks kiss* You're really pretty, you know that?

Olivia: Aw, thanks.

Me: *faints*

*2 minutes later*

Me: What happened?

Winslow: We were doing a dare and you fainted.

Me: Oh... *sees Aiden and Maya in the corner*

Aiden: *making out with Maya*

Maya: *Making out with Aiden*

Me: Ok that's kinda gross, I'll have to admit that.

Aiden: *shrugs and keeps kissing Maya*

Ivor: *kisses Barbara the tree*

Gabriel: *kisses his sword*

Soren: I've given up on Endermen! I have a new crush now...

Me: Well... kiss them!

Soren: *walks up to Ivor and gives him a kiss on the cheek*

Ivor: O//////O

Me: *gasps* (I'm sorry, I ship it)

Reuben: So, uh Benedict... I mean... uh...

Benedict: *rolls eyes and kisses him*

Reuben: *kisses back*

Me: So that's why I fainted...

Magnus and Ellegaard: *making out*

Me: That's nasty, but I ship it, so it doesn't matter to me.

Gil: *kissing a blaze rod*

Me: Uh, ok then.