Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #9

Me: What up people we are back at it again with another ask or dare!

Jesse: What up?

Me: Every single time there have been the words "What's Up?" IT HAS ENDED IN EMBARRASSMENT!

Jesse: Oh...

Me: Yeah. *Phone Vibrates*

Jesse: I predict it's a dare!

Me: How'd you know? O.O

Jesse: We never get asks... so...

Me: That's not a good explanation! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!

Jesse: Please no! I'm not a witch!

Me: I don't believe you! *Grabs Jesse's arm and pushes him into a lava pit*

Jesse: NOOOOO! OWWWW!

Petra: *rushes in* JESSE?!

Me: Uhhh...

Petra: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!

Me: Um... he's in there *points to lava pit*

Petra: WHAT THE HECK, REAGAN?!

Me: HE'LL BE BACK BY THE NEXT DARE!!

Petra: I DON'T CARE! WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM INTO THAT LAVA PIT?!

Me: I... uh... thought he was a witch.

Petra: THAT'S IT! *Punches me and gives me a black eye*

Me: Owwwww! *runs to corner and curls up*

Petra: CREW GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

*Everyone walks in*

Jess: Where's Jesse?

Lukas: And why is Reagan in her corner already?

Reuben: Oink?

Ellegaard: And uh, why is there a lava pit here?

Magnus: OOH LAVA!

Soren: MY FLOOR!

Ivor: Oh deal with it you baby.

Petra: Ok, to answer you're questions Jesse is in the lava pit, the lava pit was put there by Reagan, and Reagan's in the corner because I yelled at her for pushing Jesse in because she thought he was a witch.

Everyone but Me and Petra: OHHHHHHH

Me: *walks over to crew* Alright, I'm good now...

Lukas: What happened to your eye.

Axel: Yeah, whoever did that will get a serious beating!

Me: Uhhh... *Points at Petra and sprints out window* I REGRET NOTHINGGGG!

Soren: MY WINDOW!

Everyone but Me and Petra: *Stares at Petra*

Petra: IM GONNA KILL YOU REAGAN! *Jumps out window*

Soren: MY OTHER WINDOW!

Lukas: Ahem... while, uh, Reagan and Petra are gone, I suppose I'll read the dare...

Olivia: Alright...

Lukas: Ok, it says... "I dare Jess and Lukas to... get married..."

Me: *bursts doors down* IM PLANNING IT!

Petra: OH NO YOU DON'T! *Tackles me and gives me another black eye*

Everyone but Petra: O.O STOOOOOOOP!!!

Petra: *Stops* uhh...

Me: *weakly* I'm still planning it... *passes out*

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Me: Ugh... where am I?

Lukas: Oh uh, you're in the hospital.

Me: Uhhhhhhh... what did Petra do to me?

Olivia: Um... you have two black eyes, a few stitches, and a twisted ankle...

Me: Stupid...

Jess: You won't be able to walk for three months at the latest, so we got you some crutches.

Me: Stupid...

Lukas: Good news though, Jess and I are married now!

Me: *gasps* Dude, you're lucky I feel weak or else I'd Fangirl scream so loudly right now.

Jess: Good luck recovering Reagan.

Me: Thanks. *Falls asleep*

Lukas: Um, anyways... that's about it... Send in your asks or dares! Byee!

Everyone but Me: BYEE!