Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #52 and #53

Me: *making cake*

Jesse: *pops up out of nowhere* Whatcha making?

Me: *screams and passes out*

Jesse: Was it something I said?

Jess: *walks in* Guys, I think- WHAT HAPPENED?!

Jesse: Uh... *whistles innocently*

Jess: *sighs* just hide the body before Winslow comes in, he'll freak out.

Axel: *walks in* Hey guys I smell cake!

Jesse and Jess: NOT NOW!

Axel: *backs away* uh...

Jesse and Jess: *pick me up and shove me under the couch*

Jesse: That works.

Winslow: *walks in* Hey guys!

Jesse and Jess: HI WINSLOW!

Winslow: Uh... okay then... shall we start the dares?

Petra: Sure!

Jesse: *whispers to Petra* Noooo!

Petra: Never mind, let's wait.

Winslow: Um, sure...

Axel: Do I smell something... burning?

Olivia: *runs to the kitchen* AHHH! HELP!

Everyone but me: *runs in*

Axel: NOT THE CAKE!

Harper: NEVER MIND THE CAKE, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!

Me: *walks into the kitchen and starts singing* I set, I set the kitchen on fire. *grabs fire extinguisher and sprays it into the oven*

Winslow: Where were you?

Me: For whatever reason I was under my couch...

Jesse and Jess: *look at eachother*

Me: Anyways, shall we get on with the dares now?

Axel: But the cake!

Olivia: Axel, she literally just-

Me: It's alright, I made another one! *brings out peanut butter cake*

Axel: OH MY GAWD! *eats three slices*

Me: Yeah... let's get on with the dares now, shall we?

Everyone: YEAH!

Me: Ok the first dare says, "I dare all of the boys to take off their shirts in front of all the girls."

Lukas: O//////O

Reuben: Wat?

Dan: Erm...

Jesse: *rips his shirt off* RAHHHH!

Petra: O//////O

All the guys except Jesse: *shrug and take off their shirts*

All the girls but me: O//////O

(A/N: I've decided to make Lizzie and Dan like eachother since now I kinda ship them, so she was included in this nosebleed session)

Me: Oh come on! I mean why- *sees Winslow*

Winslow: O//////O

Me: O//////O *nosebleeds and faints*

Winslow: *quickly puts a shirt back on*

Me: *wakes up* UGH, GUYSSSS!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Me: Do you realise how much hydrogen peroxide I need to clean the carpet?

Jess: Oh Um... sorry...

Me: Well, I suppose we should get on with the dares, shouldn't we?

Captain Sparklez: What's meant to be will always find a way!

Me: Shut it with the inspiration...

Captain Sparklez: Well if plan A doesn't work, stay calm because there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Me: You're trying to annoy me, aren't you?

Captain Sparklez: TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREA-

Stacy: *covers Captain Sparklez mouth*

Me: The next dare is actually pretty easy. Jesse has to sit in a bathtub.

Jesse: Is that it?

Me: NOPE! you have to ride down Niagra Falls.

Jesse: What?

Me: *snaps fingers and Jesse disappears*

Petra: WHERE DID HE GO?!

Me: Relax! *snaps fingers*

Jesse: *reappears soaking wet*

Me: Well, I guess we'll see you guys later, BAIII!

Petra: IM GOING TO KILL YOU REAGAN!

Me: Oh crapperdoodles... *runs*

Petra: MAKE SURE TO DARE REAGAN FOR ALMOST KILLING MY BOI!

Me: HELPPPP! *gets tackled*

A/N: OMG I'm listening to a song that reminds me of Lukesse so much... It's called Sad Song and I love it so much!

Edit: Now I Hate U I Love U just came on, which is the song that reminds me of Axlivia. DANG TODAY HAS GOOD MUSIC!