Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #61

Me: *signing divorce papers*

Winslow: *signing divorce papers*

Me: This is so BORING!

Winslow: *shrugs*

Me: You know what? *snaps fingers* THERE! THE PAPER IS FILLED OUT NOW!

Winslow: HOORAY!

Me: Now, Take me home please.

Winslow: *picks me up and starts running home*

At The House

Aiden: Where's Reagan? We need a dare!

Winslow: *burst through the door* DELIVERY! *drops me on the couch and runs away*

Me: WAIT! WE'RE DOING A DAREEEE!

Winslow: Oh. *runs back in*

Me: Anyways since everyone's here, the dare from FOXY_ICE and it says "I dare Ellegaard to pants Magnus while singing PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS and then jump off the Trump tower in a banana costume"

Ellegaard: I HAVE TO DO ALL THAT?

Me: Yeah, is there an issue?

Ellegaard: is "jump off the Trump tower in a banana suit" not an issue?

Me: It's a costume actually...

Ellegaard: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Me: No I don't. I'd be pretty excited to wear a banana costume.

Ellegaard: *sighs*

Everyone: *leaves the room*

Me: Magnus is outside if you need him. *walks out*

Ellegaard: *walks outside and pants Magnus* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

Magnus: What the-

Ellegaard: LOODLE LOODLE LOODLE! *magically gets a banana costume*

Magnus: Wha...

Ellegaard: *does a banana dance*

Magnus: You have issues.

Ellegaard: *dabs and gets teleported to the Trump Tower*

Me: DO A BACKFLIP!

Ellegaard: *jumps off and does a backflip*

Me: *teleports Ellegaard and I back to the house*

Ellegaard: *still wearing the banana costume*

Me: Wow Ellie, I bet Magnus finds you looking a-PEEL-ing right now.

Ellegaard: NO THE PUNS!

Magnus: Where'd that even come from?

Me: It came from skill and- never mind. I do believe that I was going to say something but it slipped my mind.

Everyone: *groans*

Me: Alright, who's ready to end this?

Everyone: ON THE SIXTH DARE OF CHRISTMAS, REAGAN GAVE TO ME, SIX UNICORNS, FIVE FANGIRLS, FOUR TV SHOWS, THREE BARFING PEOPLE, TWO NOSEBLEEDS, AND A BURN TO THE THIRD DEGREE!

Me: BAI GUYS! :)

A/N: I had the hardest time publishing this... I put it in the wrong book by accident...