Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #59

Me: *sipping some hot cocoa*

Benedict: *walks in* What's up? Watching the snow?

Me: I'm just chilling...

Benedict: Was that- did you- did you just make a pun?

Me: I suppose I did.. I didn't mean to... its just my language.

Benedict: Shall I call in the crew?

Me: Nah... I have an idea *whispers to Benedict*

Benedict: *nods*

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Me: *finds a megaphone and turns it on* Ready?

Benedict: *nods*

Me and Benedict: JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY, OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH... HEY!

Everyone but me and Benedict: *groans* NOOOO!

Me: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

Stacy: I WILL, JUST SHUT UP FIRST!

Me: That's rude...

Everyone: *walks in*

Me: Guys, it's time for the fourth dare of Christmas!

Jesse: *groans* Please... no more My Little Pony...

Me: Relax! It's a dare from FOXY_ICE, and it says, "I dare Ivor to go outside in shorts in the snow and build a snowman with a five year old, and-"

Ivor: *sprints outside in his shorts*

Harper: O-O

Me: I'll go find the five year old... Harper can do the rest of the dare...

Harper: WHAT?

Me: Just kiss Ivor, ok?

Harper: O//////O

Me: Byeee! *leaves*

Harper: What...?

Olivia: I believe that she said that you need to kiss Ivor... its pretty obvious.

Harper: I KNOW! It's just... does he like me?

Jess: Harper, come here for a second... *leads Harper over to a corner*

Harper: Wha-

Jess: You... are... an idiot. He kissed you before, he thinks about you all the time... you really don't know if he likes you?

Harper: ...

Jess: HE LITERALLY SAID HE LIKES YOU!

*meanwhile*

Me: *pulls up to a 5 year old in a white van* Hey kid, you want some candy?

Kid: Stranger Danger!!

Me: You want to find my lost puppy?

Kid: EEEEEK!

Me: You want to meet some MCSM characters?

Kid: *gets in the van*

Me: I wasn't lying about the candy... there's a bowl back there...

Kid: *eats a kit kat*

*Le Timeskip*

Me: IM HERE! Go on Jimmy, go play with Ivor!

Kid: *runs to Ivor and builds a snowman with him*

Magnus: *walks up to them and blows up their snowman*

Me: Oh my lord...

Ivor: *picks up Jimmy* IM A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE! *throws him at Magnus*

Magnus: AHHHH!

Ivor: That's what you get when you mess with a power ranger!

Magnus: *runs away*

Kid: What is wrong with you Ivor?

Me: Oh, he's just-

Ivor: GO AWAY BILL CIPHER!

Me: Ivor... Stop.

Ivor: RAINBOW DASH, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

Me: HARPER, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME!

Harper: *comes out and kisses Ivor*

Me: Awww!

Kid: EWWWW!

Ivor: SCREW YOU JIMMY! *kicks him away*

Me: Oh my- IVOR!

Everyone: ON THE FOURTH DARE OF CHRISTMAS, REAGAN GAVE TO ME, FOUR TV SHOWS, THREE BARFING PEOPLE, TWO NOSEBLEEDS, AND A BURN TO THE THIRD DEGREE!

Me: BAI GUYS!