Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #70

Me: *downloading episode 8 of MCSM on my tablet*

Winslow: *walks in*

Me: AGH!

Winslow: Chill... I know about your stalker secrets, remember?

Me: Oh yeahhh...

Winslow: Why are you even downloading the game if you have it on your xbox thingy?

Me: You know how to do math right?

Winslow: Yeah...?

Me: Ok, then you'll understand why... I'm going on vacation in May and I have to drive 16 hours to get there... If one episode of MCSM averages to be 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours long, and I play all the episodes, then that takes away 12-16 hours of my trip, meaning that I can take up most of my trip while in the car.

Winslow: You're weird...

Me: Yeah... a bit.

Winslow: *walks out*

Me: *walks out after him* Hey, we've got a dare! CREW, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

Everyone: *walks in*

Me: Wow... this is a long one...

Lukas: Oh god what is it?

Me: it says *inhales* "I dare everyone to start a nuclear war, jog from Texas to outer space, run to Scotland so I can hit them with a baseball bat, high five Donald Trump, jump off the Empire State Building whilst taking a selfie, eat a taco in 2 seconds or die, and fall on top of Ivor" *exhales*

Ivor: WHY ME?

Me: Hehe... So... How about we save the nuclear war til last, ok?

Everyone but Ivor: Agreed

Ivor: Nooooo!

Me: Um... *snaps fingers and teleports everyone to Texas* Whoever gets to space last is a slimeball! *sprints to space*

Aiden: IT SAID JOG!

Me: Oh yeah... oh well... *keeps sprinting*

Ivor: MEH KNEES!

Me: *makes it to space*

*Le Timeskip*

Me: Jeez, what took you so long?

Everyone: *Looks at Ivor*

Ivor: I HAVE BAD KNEES, OKAY?

Me: Anyways, let's go to New York... I think I'm, starting to run out of oxygen... *snaps fingers*

Lukas: Yeah... Um Reagan... you're the only one with a phone... how are we going to take selfies if you're the only one with one?

Maya: I have an idea... *shoves me off the building*

Me: AGH! *pulls out phone and takes selfie*

Winslow: Hopefully she comes back...

Me: *teleports back up there* Dang this is a good picture... I'm putting it on my story for all to see... *whispers* Add me @ReaganLovesCake

Jesse: You're lonely... nobody is going to add you...

Me: I TRY OKAY?

*Timeskip because I'm lazy and have to go somewhere in 5 minutes*

Me: Ok... one last thing... Start a nuclear war.

Ivor: MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB? OK!

Me: IVOR NO-

Ivor: *makes a bomb and blows everyone up*

Me: Owie Owie Owie...