Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Ask #7, Ask #8, and Dare #27

Everyone but me: *talking*

Me: *falls through the ceiling* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

Lukas: I believe that you almost broke your neck and died!

Jess: Nice one Luke!

Lukas: Thanks :3

Me: We have some asks and dares...

Everyone but me: Yay!

Me: So... first ask... hooray...

Jess: What's up? Why are you so grumpy?

Me: *growls* I'm fine.

Jesse: We all know that's a line that you girls use, but don't mean it. (True story with me and my friends)

All girls except me: True Dat

Me: Ugh, let's just get on with the asks and dares, okay?

Everyone but me: *sighs and looks at me*

Me: What?

Jesse: Well now we know that something is wrong!

Lukas: Yeah, you didn't tell us that this is a no sigh zone.

Me: Can we just start the asks and dares?

Aiden: *whispers to Winslow* Somebody is SASSY!

Me: I heard that Aiden.

Aiden: Oh would you look at that! I have to go... hehe, bye!

Me: Alright... shoo! *shoos him away*

Winslow: You sure that you're ok?

Me: Yes!

Everyone but me: *Stares at me with a Do you think we're idiots? look*

Me: You know what, I'm just going to make some Tea. *makes tea*

Dan: Can I have some?

Me: Sure. English Breakfast, or Earl Grey? That's all I have, so...

Dan: I'll have some English Breakfast Tea.

Me: *magically makes tea for him*

Dan: *drinks tea*

Me: Anyways, first ask before I was so rudely interrupted...

Computer: Hello, my name is PAMA!

Me: KILL IT WITH FIRE! *gets blowtorch and throws it at it*

Jess: Um... what was that about?

Ivor: I'm with you Jess, Ivorizzle has no idea what this is about...

Petra: *smacks him with a frying pan*

Me: Yeah, um... You'll meet PAMA in four days...

Lukas: But... WHO'S PAMA?!

Me: All I want is a simple ask or dare... oh well... Okay, PAMA is an evil computer designed by Harper and-

Everyone: WHO'S HARPER?!

Me: A woman that I think is the old builder. Anyways, PAMA mind controls people and forces them to work for him. He also mind controls you two *points at Lukas and Petra*

Petra and Lukas: WHAT?!

Me: Yeah, and he's going to use you to make an exit portal.

Lukas: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!

Petra: FIRST THE MURDER MYSTERY, NOW THIS?

Jess: I will kill anyone who touches my Lukie!

Me: Aww!