Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #65

Me: Oh my lord it's almost CHRISTMAS!

Everyone: YAYYYY!

Me: I suppose that we should open an early present!

Everyone: YAYYYY!

Soren: OOH, CAN I SING?!

Ivor: NO! *takes off his shoe and throws it at Soren*

Me: WOAH! NO VIOLENCE! It's Christmas...

Ivor: NOT YET SUCKER!! *flies away on a jet pack*

Soren: *coughs* Smokeeee...

Gabriel: *coughs* Issss

Magnus: *coughs* burningggg

Jesse: *coughs* myyyyy

Winslow: *coughs* lungssss

Me: Why did that work together so well?

Aiden: *shrugs*

Me: Shall we get on with the dare?

Soren: WAIT! Can I sing some background music as you're reading the dare?

Me: *sighs* fine... The dare is from MollyTheDarkAngel and-

Soren: RING CHRISTMAS BELLS, MERRILY RING, TELL ALL THE WORLD, JESUS IS KING!

Me: the dare is-

Soren: RING RING RING RING

Me: Could you sing a different song please?

Soren: *nods* PA RUM PUM PUM PUM!

Me: Ok, it says to-

Soren: PA RUM PUM PUM PUM!

Me: That's it! *throws Soren out the window

Soren: hello darkness my old friend

Me: The dare is for me to grab a megaphone and say as many puns as I can in under a minute... *grabs megaphone*

Winslow: Oh god...

Me: Wow Winslow, SNOWbody likes you right now. I ought to SOCK you. After all, there's no time like the PRESENT.

Winslow: Tea should calm her down... I'll go get her some.

Me: You better not FLAKE out on me Winslow, I want that tea. It would be *rips paper* TEARable if I didn't get it.

Winslow: *walks in with tea* Here...

Me: Thanks Winslow, this is a real TREEt.

Everyone: *groans*

Me: Can I tell you guys a banana pun?

Lukas: NO!

Me: It's alright, it SLIPPED my mind anyways... Can I tell you an egg pun... I just hope my mind doesn't get SCRAMBLED...

Aiden: Ugh... fine

Me: Hopefully you find it EGGstremely good.

Aiden: *groans*

Me: Come on Aiden, this should be EGGciting!

Petra: TIMES UP!

Everyone but me: Thank NOTCH!

Me: :(

Everyone: ON THE TENTH DARE OF CHRISTMAS, REAGAN GAVE TO ME, TEN AWFUL PUNS, NINE PIES FOR PRANKING, EIGHT COOKIES FOR CECE, SEVEN SONGS FROM IVOR, SIX UNICORNS, FIVE FANGIRLS, FOUR TV SHOWS, THREE BARFING PEOPLE, TWO NOSEBLEEDS, AND A BURN TO THE THIRD DEGREE!

Me: Wait... AWFUL PUNS? HEY!

A/N: Ok guys, I have one more chapter to write today, I forgot to publish mine for yesterday, so I made it up today, but it's actually the 11th dare that I need to publish today