Dare #81 and #82

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Me (sitting at desk): Hey Lukas, which bear is best?

Lukas: That's a ridiculous question...

Me: False. Black bear.

Lukas: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...

Me: Fact: Bears eat beets.

Lukas: Oh?

Me: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

Xara: *walks in* What the...

Me and Lukas: *jump on top of desk and start dancing to the Office theme song*

Xara: What...?

Lukas: WE RULE THE WORLD REAGAN!

Me: HECK YEAH WE DO!

Maya: *walks in* Why is Lukas on a desk?

Xara: *shrugs*

Me: Ok we should probably read our dare to everyone, huh?

Maya: Duh!

Me: *jumps off desk onto Maya* oops totally didn't mean to do that... OK LETS DO THIS!

Maya: ow... wait - what?

Lukas: Get up and deal with it Maya. Reagan and I are stars now. *puts sunglasses on*

Me: EVERYBODY, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

*everyone walks in*

Lukas: REAGAN AND I ARE STARS NOW!!

Winslow: *mutters rather unpleasant words under his breath*

Me: WINSLOW! WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!! *throws sunglasses at him*

Winslow: Ow! Dude, come on!

Me: *shrugs*

Romeo: Reagan is always a star.

Me: HECK YEAH I AM! *high fives Romeo*

Winslow: Kid... no.

Me: WHO ARE YOU CALLING KID YOU MOT-

Petra: *covers my mouth*

Me: FHEOIHEIOHFOIHW

Petra: Oh God she's possessed. *lets go and runs away*

Me: AHAHWDHOHFWOHWF

Jesse: Um... exactly why did you call us out here again?

Me: Oh right! Yeah, we got a dare and it's for...

*le suspenseful pause*

Me: SOREN!

Soren: Oh boy...

Me: You'll be needing this... *hands him a cat costume*

Soren: ... what?

Me: You heard me! Now move it cat boy!

*Le Time Skip*

Soren: Do I really have to sing this?

Me: YES!

Soren: Fine... *takes deep breath* Bub-bub-bubble Gup-gup-guppies!

Me: *whispers to axel* oh my god dude you have to tape this

Axel: *points to camera sticking out of his pocket* gotcha covered.

Soren: BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE! GUPPY GUPPY GUPPIES!

Gil: BUBBLE!

Maya: BUBBLE!

Gil: GUPPY!

Maya: GUPPY!

Everyone: *claps twice* BUBBLE GUPPIES!

Maya: I'm Molly!

Gil: I'm Gil!

Ellegaard: I'm Goby!

Jesse: I'm Deema!

Radar: I'm Ooma!

Benedict: I'm Nonny!

Reuben: Oink oink

Soren: Bubble bubble bubble, guppy guppy guppies! Bubble bubble! Guppy guppy! *claps twice* Bubble Guppies!

Everyone: *claps twice* Bubble Guppies! 

Soren: Now if you excuse me, I'm going to die of embarrassment in my room now. Bye...

Me: *bursts out laughing* I'm sorry, I can't! *laughs more*

Lukas: Wait, Reagan... Didn't you have another dare?

Me: Um... yeah? How did you know?

Lukas: I stole your phone... ANYWAYS LETS GET ON WITH THE SECOND DARE!!

Me *rolls eyes* Okay... this last dare is inviting a few people who live where I'm vacationing at the moment to play the game with us!

Olivia: Wait... if you're vacationing somewhere, how are you talking to us right now?

Me: Maaaaagic! Anyways... any guesses?

Dan: Ooh, LIZZIE?

Lizzie: I'm right here Daniel.

Dan: oh... oops sorry ELIZABETH

Lizzie: Why you little- *tackles Dan*

Me: Um... any other guesses?

*Le awkward silence*

Me: It's... PAT AND JEN!

Pat and Jen: *walk in*

Jen: Isn't this a... SPOOKAY surprise?!

Me: SPOOOOOKAY

Jen: SPOOOOOKAY

Pat: Oh god there's two of them...

Romeo: *shrugs* We gotta live with them man...

Me: ANYWAYS JEN AND I ARE GOING TO BRAID EACH OTHERS HAIR SO SEE Y'ALL LATER BYE!




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