Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #69

Me: *laying in bed playing MCSM on the Xbox*

Jesse: *walks in* Hey Reagan I think it's-

Me: AGHHH! *throws controller across the room*

Jesse: ...

Me: ...

Jesse: Yeah I think everyone is waiting for-

Me: I'll be out there in a minute...

Jesse: *leaves*

Me: *strokes TV* Thank goodness he didn't see you my love...

Winslow: What?

Me: AGH! LEAVEEEE!

Winslow: *turns into a cat and leaves* AHHH!

Me: *turns TV off and walks out* WHAT?!

Everyone: O-O

Me: Sorry... but WHY did you drag me out here?! I was downloading Minecra- a game on my tablet while playing Minecra- a game on my xbox... I was BUSY!

Winslow: We had a dare...

Me: How'd you even know that?!

Winslow: Your phone was out here and it plays some sort of weird song whenever you get a notification...

Me: ITS NOT WEIRD!

Winslow: The first 10 words of the song are "I got guns in my head and they won't go"

Me: ITS BEAUTIFUL!

Winslow: Anyways you got a notification and it was a dare for Soren that said "I dare Soren to wear Lion pajamas and jump off a cliff" and some other stuff

Me: *snatches the phone away* Bruh... dis gonna be good. SOREN!

Soren: I'm in the bathroom! I JUST TOOK A SHOWER!

Me: I DONT CARE, COME OUT HERE!!

Soren: *walks out here wearing his bathrobe*

Me: AGHHHHH! IT BURNS! KILL IT! GABRIEL WARNED JESSE ABOUT THIS IN MINECRA- MY GA- SOMETIME...

Jesse: how do you know?!

Me: DOESNT MATTER... KILL IT! Oh wait... *throws pajamas at him*

Soren: *walks away and puts the pajamas on*

Me: You dressed?

Soren: Yeah.

Me: Good. Bleach is expensive these days... I can't afford to buy another can of it.

Soren: Why am I in the profound clothes?

Me: Because... we're about to go... Bungee jumping... In pajamas?

Soren: *shrugs*

Me: *snaps fingers and teleports everyone to a cliff

Soren: Where's the bungee co-

Me: *shoves him off the cliff* BELIEVE!

Soren: AHHHH! Wait a minute... *flaps his mustache and flies into the sunset* IM A MAJESTIC FLYING LION COWARD!

Me: Great... now that he's gone... who wants pancakes?

A/N:

YEAH BOI! A DOUBLE CHAPTER UPLOAD TODAY! Considering I finished all my lukesse fanfics in my library... as well as the Jetra ones.