Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #34 and #35

Me: *watching TV* Dang it! Commercials!

PAMA: I will make this Television... useful. *starts playing commercials with songs in them*

Me: Do do do do do do a dollop of daisy!

Winslow: *walks in* What are you doing?

Me: Nothing!

PAMA: This channel is... not useful... Changing to a better commercial *Starts playing
Pepto Bismol commercial*

Me: Hold on Winslow... NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA! Yay Pepto Bismol!

Winslow: Um...

Me: *shrugs* NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA! YAY PEPTO BISMOL!

Winslow: CREW, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!

*Everyone walks in and sees me watching commercials*

Petra: What's she doing?

Winslow: Don't ask...

Me: *singing to the SpongeBob Theme Song*

Jesse: *clears throat*

Me: *turns off TV* What? Nothing! I wasn't doing anything! Nope.

Benedict: Let's do ask or dare!

Me: Yep, I was just about to say that... hehe...

Everyone but me: *stares at me weirdly*

Me: I've had too much tea, ok? Hehe... ANYWAYS, the dare is... The Ice Bucket Challenge.

Winslow: What's that?

Me: Oh... um...

Reuben: It's when you pour ice water over your head.

Winslow: WHAT?!

Me: Sorry! I didn't want to say anything because... well, you're a cat...

Winslow: I'm dead.

Petra: Let's do this!

*Timeskip*

Everyone: *soaking wet*

Winslow: *running around the room screaming*

Me: WINSLOW COME HERE! *grabs him*

Winslow: No! How come you're stronger than me? No offense but you're a weakling.

Me: You're a cat right now...

Winslow: Oh right... *changes back into human form*

Me: *tapes him onto the couch* Chill... Stampy survived!

Stampy: *running around the room* PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC!

Winslow: Fine...

Me: Ok we have another dare now.

Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC!

Me: It's for...

Everyone but me: *waits*

Me: Petra!

Petra: O.O

Me: It says "I dare you to marry your pan"

Petra: Oh I suppose that's not too bad.

Ivor: NO! IVORIZZLE DONT LIKE THAT PAN!

Jesse: Neither do I...

Me: Ok, Ivor you can complain, but Jesse, you're not allowed to, it did nothing wrong.

Jesse: I was shoved in lava...

Me: I gave you a fire resistance potion though.

Jesse: True...

Petra: Let's marry the pan then...

*Timeskip to the wedding*

Me: They grow up so fast...

Jesse: Shut up...

Lukas: Do you, Petra, take this pan to be your husband?

Petra: I do...

Lukas: Do you, Pan, take Petra to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Pan: *falls over*

Lukas: I think that means yes. You may now kiss the pan!

Petra: *kisses pan*

Jesse: ...

Petra: I want a divorce now.

Jesse: OH THANK YOU LORD!

Me: Well of you excuse me, I'm going to go and pretend this never happened. Bye!