Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Retar #73

Yo: ¡Hola niños! ¿Como estan todos hoy?

Winslow: ¡Muy Bien, gracias!

Yo: ¿Qué hay de tí? *Mira a Ivor*

Ivor: Muy Mal...

Yo: ¿Que pasó?

Ivor: No puedo hablar español muy bien...

Yo: Hablas español lo suficientemente bueno para mí.

Lukas: *camina en* SIKE TO EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT THIS BOOK WAS GOING TO BE IN SPANISH! HAHAHA!

Me: HAHAHA!

Ivor: IVORIZZLE SPEAKS BIEN ESPAÑOL!

Me: You can stop now...

Lukas: What were you guys even saying...?

Me: *sighs* The only person that'd probably understand this would be Cece or Naty... anyways EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!

Everyone: *walks in*

Magnus: And Ellie... that's why I want a beard...

Ellegaard: Uh... no.

Me: Magnus dont get any facial hair. Anyways... we have a dare!

Soren: ooh I bet I'll like this one!

Me: *looks at the dare* HAHAHAHHAHAA!

Jess: *leans over and whispers to Jesse* is she alright?

Jesse: No she's very ill.

Me: The dare says that we all have to do a split and then ride on Soren's mustache into the sunset

Soren: My mustache only has the capacity for ten people to ride on it though...

Me: Well, stretch it!

Soren: *stretches his mustache out*

Me: That was creepy, but yeah that'll work.

Soren: :)

Me: Anyways, everybody do a split!

Everyone but Magnus: *does a split*

Magnus: MOVE YOU STUPID LEGS!

Me:  Sorry Magnus, I guess you can't ride off into the sunset with us... sorry Magnus. *hops on Soren's mustache*

Soren: EVERYONE GET ON!

Everyone but Magnus: *hops on Soren's mustache*

Winslow: It's so fluffy, oh my god.

Me: LET'S GO GUYS!

Soren: Makes plane noises before taking off and flying into the sunset*

Lukas: This was literally the most messed up dare I've ever done...