Minecraft Story Mode: Ask Or Dare!

Dare #77

Me: GUYS, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOWW!!!

*Everyone walks in*

Me: Today we have a dare, and it's going to take us a while so that's why I called everyone in here right away. Anyways, we all have to play a game of murder mystery.

Ivor: YES! IVORIZZLE LOVES A GOOD OLD MURDER MYSTERY!

Me: Please stop calling yourself that...

Ivor: Ivorizzle does what he pleases.

Me: *facepalms*

Romeo: So what do we have to do?

Me: Uhhh... O//////O

Winslow: Oh give me a break.

Lukas: *grabs my phone* The rules of a murder mystery are that everyone is given a book at the start which assigns each person their role in the game. There's only one murderer, and everyone else is innocent. The murderer has to kill everyone, and when an innocent person is getting killed, they can call out their location to help the others track down the killer, but they can't call out the name of the murderer.

Me: Uh thanks Lukas...

Lukas: No problem Romeag-

Me: *covers his mouth* NOTHING! Anyways, everyone go grab a book from the table.

*Everyone grabs a book*

Me: Great! Now, let's go to the mansion! *snaps fingers and teleports everyone to Cassie's mansion*

Lukas: I really hate this place...

Lizzie: Yeah, being back here really gives me the creeps...

Me: Relax guys, the traps don't work anymore.

Axel: Traps?

Me: Yeah you totally missed out on a huge adventure but there used to be tons of traps in the house but I had them dismantled.

Olivia: So much redstone... gone  to waste... ;-;

Me: Um, anyways our game of murder mystery begins... NOW!

*Everyone splits up and runs in a different direction*

Me: Oh wait guys!

Magnus: What did you forget to tell us, you little-

Ellegaard: Be nice Magnus!

Me: I didn't forget to tell you!

Magnus: Then how come you're telling us now after we've all run off?

Me: Because- ugh never mind.

Jack: What is it you wanted to tell us Reagan?

Me: Thanks for letting me speak Jack. As I was saying earlier, I have one more rule for you guys...

Ivor: And that is...?

Me: Nobody can kill Romeo. He's off limits.

Winslow: *facepalms*

Romeo: YES! I'M INVINCIBLE! Thanks Reagan!

Me: Umm no problem O//////O

Stampy: How come Romeo is off limits and none of us are?

Jess: Because she likes-

Me: *covers her mouth* APPLES! I like apples.

Romeo: Oh I like apples too!

Me: O//////O

Dan: *screams*

Sparklez: Dan?!

Me: Well, I guess Romeo, Jess, Jack, Ellegaard, Magnus, Ivor, and Stampy are innocent since they're all in the same room with me.

Winslow: I'm in the same room as you too!

Me: no you aren't Christmas hater.

Winslow: -.-

Me: Stop talking

Winslow: But I didn't-

*Lizzie, Sparklez, and Stacy scream*

Me: Oh my lord that's a lot of people that just died.

Jack: Any ideas on who the murderer is?

Me: Well my guess is-

Radar: Okay I'm just going to straight out tell you guys. I'm the murderer and I'm in straight up rampage mode.

*Le Awkward Silence*

Radar: Instead of Prison Radar I'm Rampage Radar...

*10 more people scream*

Me: how...?

Radar: *somehow floats into the air and starts killing everyone*

Me (before getting killed): REMEMBER ROMEO IS OFF LIMITS *dies*

*Everyone respawns in the house*

Petra: Holy crap... we need a new intern. that dude is a psycho...

Radar: *magically appears in the living room* Hey guys

Everyone but Radar: *screams*

Me: Um I'm just going to go lie down for a bit... I need to process what just happened... anyways leave asks and dares... bye...