Dare #39 and Ask #10

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Me: Da da da da, da dada da, da da da da da dada da!

Petra: *walks in* Some legends are told!

Jess: *walks in* Some turn to dust or to gold!

Jesse: *walks in* But you will remember me!

Lukas: *walks in* Remember me for centuries!

Axel: *walks in* And just one mistake is all it will take, to go down in history!

Olivia: *walks in* Remember me for Centuries!

Ivor: *drops through the ceiling* HEYYYYYYYYYY!

Me and the New OOTS: ARE YOU KIDDING ME IVOR?!

Ivor: NOPE! *excitedly jumps up and down*

Me: Jeez why are you so happy?

Ivor: Because Harper kissed me!!

Me: OMG SHE DID?! *Fangirls with crowd of Harpvor shippers*

Lukas: Where-

Jess: Don't question it, Lukas.

Jesse: Shes random.

Me: I'm so happy that I think that I'm going to give GamerCece1290 some cookies!

Cece: *runs on all fours* GIMME! *snatches plate and runs away*

Me: Heh, that reminds me, I have to go do something real quick. *walks to Winslow's room*

Winslow, Reuben, and Benedict: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

Me: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

Reuben: Is the coast clear?

Me: Yep. Get the microphones... actually... no microphones... a SPEAKER!

Benedict: Let's do this!

Everyone in the room: *yells* ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA-

Gil: *runs in* WHAT THE NETHER ARE YOU DOING?!

Me: Uh... Look out! *teleports Gil into Shia's cabin*

Gil: Um... *sees Shia sharpening his axe*

Shia: *blood dripping from his mouth* I've been expecting you Gil...

Gil: *faints*

Shia: *eats him*

Me: *shows everyone Gil getting devoured on a video* and that's how Shia won the Hunger Games!!!

Aiden: *clapping*

Everyone but Aiden: *staring at him*

Aiden: Hey, I like the silence!

Everyone but Aiden: True...

Me: Um, anyways we have another dare... and an ask from one of my friends that texted me.

Lukas: You're really desperate for asks!

Me: I do what I have to.

Everyone but me: *claps*

Maya: PREACH IT!

Me: Um... sure...

Winslow: So, are we going to do our ask or dare first?

Me: Dare!!! Um... it says, "I dare Reagan and Winslow... to spend a night outside... with only one bed... Oh no...

Winslow: Yeah, you can build the hut...

Me: Yeah... *builds mansion in 10 seconds*

Magnus: BYE GUYS! *shoves us out the door*

Winslow: *mumbles unpleasant words* HE GOT ME WET!

Me: First of all... Language! Second, I call dibs on the bed.

Winslow: WHAT?!

Me: *jumps on bed* ITS MINE!

Winslow: *turns into cat and jumps on the bed*

Me: I suppose that could work.

Winslow: *falls asleep*

Me: Aww, he's so cute :3!!

Winslow: *snoring*

Me: *grabs Winslow and puts him on the pillow and puts a cover on him*

Winslow: *still snoring*

Me: *gets on the ground and sleeps*

*Morning*

Winslow: *wakes up* Oh. My. Notch. I. Can. TELEPORT!

Me: *sleeping*

Winslow: *jumps on my stomach* WAKE UP!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD WINSLOW YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE A CAT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'D KILL YOU! I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DREAM!

Winslow: I'm sorry! What was your dream?

Me: I don't know if you want to hear... it'll make me sound like a savage...

Winslow: I don't care.

Me: I was a giant Reaganzilla destroying my school, and crushing people I hate under my feet.

Winslow: O.O

Me: Let's go back to the rest of the crew, shall we?

Winslow: Uh... yeah...

*Time Skip*

Me: *walks through the door* HEY HOMIES!

Pink Sheep: Hello my fellow Prankster Gangster Homie.

Me: Who let him in?

Everyone but me and Winslow: *points at Reuben*

Reuben: HE WAS PINK!

Pink Sheep: Lololololololol! He is such a Prankster Gangster! *leaves*

Me: Uh...

Winslow: I... wha... what happened?

Me: I don't know...

Lizzie: Shall we get to the ask?

Me: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Dan: We've been here the entire time...

Me: O.O

Stampy: *eating the cake I left out*

Me: NO STAMPY! THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND!!

Stampy: *still eating cake* Meh.

Me: Um, yeah let's get on with the ask before I make Stampy part of the floor. It says; "Harper, do you like Ivor?"

Harper: O//////O

Ivor: O//////O

Me: Hehe...

Harper: Quiet!

Me: Remember, I know when you're lying... so tell the truth and suffer like the rest of us!

Harper: Maybe sorta possibly defiantly kinda really like him.

Ivor: What?

Me: It means she does Ivor, it means she does

Ivor: *in head* YESSSSSS! *Fist Pump*

Me: Haha! Ivor's Happy!

Ivor: How...?

Me: I can read minds...

Harper: O//////O

Me: How cute! Anyways, I have about thirty seconds before I die of fangirling, so... we'll see you next time!

Stampy: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: *dies*

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