Note: Hey, today I'm graduating high school! I would say that this is definitely an overwhelming and exciting way to be spending my Famoux Friday.
Don't you think the edit for today is just stunning? enchantedshades has been really bringing it lately and I fully and wholly appreciate that she chooses to utilize her editing skills with amazing edits for Famoux.
Also, I'd like you to know that I HAVE BEEN TO A PUBLIX GROCERY STORE MAYBE THREE TIMES IN MY LIFE. They don't really exist in California, so I honestly forgot that THIS PLACE RIGHT HERE
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ACTUALLY EXISTS.
When Norax proudly proclaimed that her son was the "NEW MANAGER OF THE PUBLIX," I'm not sure she wanted this to have a supermarket connotation.
Anyway, let's forget that ever happened and rename the Publix right now:
THE PUBLIX ARE NOW GOING TO BE REFERRED TO AS THE FANATIX.
I'm currently going into Chapter 15 and changing all mentions of Publix. It's sorta sad, since the line where Norax announces Carstan has 120 inline comments that are about to totally disappear. But whatever. It's cool.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CLASSIX: The "FANATIX" are here! Carstan is here! Everything's a mess!
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One would assume that for an apartment as vast and opulent as the Metropolix, there would be plenty extra rooms for visiting guests. However, up until a few hours ago when we opened our doors to the Fanatix, the Famoux has been generally selective as to who gets to visit our living quarters.
There are simply far too many questionable areas that a visitor could happen upon in their time here; the Metropolix houses several offices with confidential information regarding our former selves, rooms like the Analytix that are specifically designed to track our notoriety, and even a few small labs where technology is being tested and perfected for our Fissarex out in Eldae. A discovery of these places is to the Famoux as the reveal of a scandalous affair is to a politician: It would lead to outrage, corruption, impeachment. I can only imagine what would happen if one of the Fanatix were to get their hands on the information we're hiding. (And if one of them is actually working with DEFED, they might already know all about it.)
Even though Norax isn't yet aware of that possibility, she's still smart enough not to take any chances. The new house, she tells us in her welcome speech, is going to be ready in a matter of days, and that the Metropolix is soon going to be converted into a full office space for the Famoux's staff. In short, any extended tours of our harrowed halls would be absolutely redundant. In fact, aside from the kitchen and the living room, the Fanatix only need to visit one hallway in the entire apartment:
