"I know"///ziam au

~ii~

"Where's Michael?" Zayn asks at he sets down his coffee, finally noticing his favorite five year old wasn't behind the tv yelling the ninja turtle's theme song

"Well I had Niall and Harry take him, they we're taking Darcy to the zoo so I thought Michael would've wanted to go" Liam says with a grin and a wiggle of his eyebrows

"Oh so you got rid of your son so we can be alone" "When you say it like that, it sounds harsh but yes. I meant we haven't had us time in a long long long-" "I get it Liam" Zayn says with a snort

"Yeah so I'm taking you out, we'll cuddle a little, maybe catch a movie? And head back upstairs and have some more fun"

"And what is your idea of fun Mr. Payne?" Zayn asks with a smug look, picking up his fork. Liam wraps an arm around Zayn, "Well," he whispers.

"It involves you and me with no clothes, and in a very comfortable bed" he says with a grin, wiggling his bushy eyebrows.

Zayn grins, "Oh okay, I'm not gonna lie, that was pretty smooth" Liam grins, "Well thank you, I can be sexy when I want to"

"Yeah then other times your a old grandpa" "That's not true" Zayn nods, "You are, especially with messes. You turn into the hulk when someone makes a mess"

Liam scoffs, "Because their not meant to be made" "Okay I bet if I make a mess right now you won't be stable"

"I will, real bet? Five bucks" Zayn nods, "Alright, shake on it" "How about kiss in it?" Liam asks, leaning over as he puckers his lips

Zayn places his palm on his lips, "Bet agreed" he says getting up from his chair, Liam pouting slightly.

Zayn smiles devilishly as he digs in the fridge, taking out one of the cans of whipped cream. Liam raises an eyebrow, "I think I like where this is going" he says with a cheeky grin

Before Liam could make another comment, he feels something soft hit his face. He can hear Zayn beginning to giggle loudly as he wipes the whooped cream off his face

"Seriously? Was that really needed" Zayn sprays some again, "Yes, are you mad?" He asks, as he begins spraying some on the floor.

Liam's jaw drops as Zayn smiles innocently, spraying some in his mouth. "Mad?" Liam gets up, "Of course not" he says, opening the cabinet

Zayn raises an eyebrow, watching Liam take out the syrup. "What're you doing?" "Oh nothing, I mean it wouldn't fair if I'm the only one messy" Liam says, opening the cap swiftly before dumping some on Zayn's hair

Zayn gasps, feeling the syrup soak in his hair. "You asshole" Liam grins, "Mad?" Zayn scoffs, rushing to the fridge. "It's another thing when you're messing with my hair bitch"

Liam leans on the counters, "Someone sounds mad" Zayn quickly takes out an egg, he smashes it on Liam's bed hair.

"Zayn! We need those for breakfast!" "As for syrup!" Zayn says making Liam scowl. "That's different!"

"How? Are we supposed to eat pancakes withou yet syrup?" "Are we supposed to eat frenchtoast without eggs?"

For a moment Liam quickly rushes over to the counter, taking out a handful of flour. "No! Stop!" Zayn says before squealing with Liam throws it at him.

Zayn makes sure to throw a handful at him, making Liam spits some out. "That went in my mouth!"

Zayn giggles, "That's what you get for ruining my hair!" Liam makes sure to pull out the chocolate syrup out the fridge, "You cracked an egg on my head!"