An Angel Amongst the Stars (Supernatural x Doctor Who)

Tooth and Claw Pt. 1

Rose walked out in a denim mini-dungarees "What do you think of this? Will it do?"

"In the late 1970s? You'd be better off in a bin bag. Hold on, listen to this,"

I couldn't help but laugh "Ian Dury and the Blockheads." I noted

"Number One in 1979," he added

"My brother would like you," I laughed

"You're a punk,"

"It's good to be a lunatic,"

"That's what you are. A big old punk with a bit of rockabilly thrown in,"

"Would you like to see him?"

Me and Rose looked at each other and back at him "How'd you mean?"

"In concert?" I asked

"What elses is a TARDIS for? I can take you to the Battle of Trafalgar, the first anti-gravity Olympics, Caesar crossing the Rubicon or Ian Dury at the Top Rank, Sheffield, England, Earth, 21st November, 1979. What do you think?"

"Sheffield it is,"

"Hold on tight," when the TARDIS finally stopped we got thrown to the floor "1979. Hell of a year. China invades Vietnam. The Muppet Movie. Love that film. Margaret Thatcher. Urgh. Skylab falls to Earth, with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb And I like my thumb. I need my thumb. I'm very attached to..." I heard the familiar sound of rifles cocking and instinctively made sure my gun was in my back "My thumb. 1879. Same difference,"

"Does this happen a lot?" I asked Rose

"Basically,"

"Oi!" The Doctor complained

"You will explain your presence. And the nakedness of these girls ," he pointed to me and Rose

"Are we in Scotland?"

"How can you be ignorant of that?"

"Oh, I'm, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this, these wee naked children over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, ya timorous beasties?"

"Och, aye! I've been oot and aboot,"I stated

"No, don't do that,"

"Hoots mon," Rose added

"No, really don't. Really,"

"Will you identify yourself, sir?"

"I'm Doctor James McCrimmon, from the township of Balamory. I have my credentials, if I may," he got out a blank piece of paper.

"That's blank," I told Rose

"As you can see, a Doctorate from the University of Edinburgh. I trained under Doctor Bell himself,"

"Let them approach," a voice called out from the carriage

"I don't think that's wise, ma'am,"

"Let them approach," she commanded

"You will approach the carriage, and show all due deference," A footman opened the door revealing the woman

"Rose, Angela, might I introduce her Majesty Queen Victoria. Empress of India and Defender of the Faith,"

"Rose Tyler, Ma'am. And my apologies for being so naked,"

"What she said," I stated

"I've had five daughters. It's nothing to me. But you, Doctor. Show me these credentials," he handed over the blank paper "Why didn't you say so immediately? It states clearly here that you have been appointed by the L