You were tightening up Vladimir's necktie at the front door while waiting for Romano to finish getting dressed, Orlando was sitting in the living room getting guitar lessons from Antonio. Vladimir was wearing a crimson buttoned up shirt with a mat black suit jacket, black necktie and matching black trousers with black Italian shoes; this outfit perfectly complemented his figure. You were wearing a stunning and eloquent (colour) cocktail dress that clung to your body in all the right places, that combined with your (colour) high heels and simplistic hairstyle made you appear angelic and almost goddess like; at least that is what everyone told you. You sighed at Vladimir's little top hat and wanted him to remove it, as it killed the appearance and mood you were trying to make for him.
Vladimir: stepping back a little
But why? Doesn't it make me look cute, but charming at the same time?
You: nodding your head rapidly
Of course it does! But it doesn't suit what your wearing right now. (Thinking) Um... Think of it as cosplay or something.
Vladimir: sighing
Are you telling me to not act like myself?
You: trying to word it correctly
No! I mean can you just not wear it tonight?
Vladimir picked up the hat and held it in his hands, his red eyes suddenly dilated and you stood back, not liking the look in his eyes.
Vladimir: sudden chill up his spin
I feel naked...
You: smirking
Save that for later tonight!
Vladimir: looking at you in disgust
Dragă (darling) I had no idea you were so dirty minded!
You: foolishly grinning
But I want to be an aunty!
Orlando: yelling from the living room
Me aunty too!
Antonio: joining in too
We are suddenly chicas (girls) and we want to be aunties!
Orlando: playing a few strings on the guitar
Si!
You snickered and waited for them both to calm down before turning your attention back on the blushing Romanian.
You: smiling
Don't like the taste of your own medicine, eh? You shipped me, I ship you! Fair call?
Vladimir: smiling and hanging up his hat on the clothes rack
If it's fair? Then go nuts dragă! (Darling)
Romano walked down the staircase wearing a white buttoned up shirt, a black vest, crimson necktie, matching black trousers and black Italian shoes. He gestured to Antonio and Orlando to join him over at the front door as he strolled past the living room towards you and Vladimir.
Romano: kissing Orlando on the cheek
Ricordate il vostro l' uomo di casa stasera! (Remember your the man of the house tonight) Non lasciate nulla Antonio freno ! (Don't let Antonio brake anything)
Orlando: hugging Romano
Sì papà! (Yes dad)
You: kissing Orlando on the cheek
Buon divertimento il mio piccolo di oliva ! (Have fun my little olive)
Orlando: kissing you back on the cheek
Ci mamma ! (We will mum)
Orlando: kissing Vladimir goodbye on his cheek
Voglio essere una zia ! (I want to be an aunty)
Romano: confused
What a~is a~he a~talking about a?
You: opening up the front door
I will tell you later.
Antonio and Orlando waved goodbye to the three of you as you all drove away, on the way to pick up Vladimir's blind date.
Antonio: looking down at Orlando
So what do you want to do now?
Orlando: grinning
More practice!
Antonio: smirking
You sure are persistent for someone your age! Okay, go get ready, I'm going to get a drink first.
Orlando: running over towards the guitar
OLIVAAA! (Oliveee)
*Macarena phone ring tone playing*
Antonio: answering phone while walking into the kitchen
¿Hola? (Hello)
Antonio: cheerful
Aye! Francis! What's up!?!
Antonio: smiling while watching Orlando playing the guitar
I'm babysitting the little olive!
Antonio: smiling
One sec, I'll ask him...
Antonio: putting his hand over the phone and talking to Orlando
Hey Orlando! Do you want Francis and Gilbert to come over?
Orlando: putting down his guitar and jumping up and down on the couch
Sìì! (Yay) Amici! (Friends)
Antonio: talking back on the phone
Si! He is excited to see you both! Okay, see you then!
...
Antonio, Francis, Gilbert and Orlando were all lying on the living room floor looking up at the ceiling, except Orlando had Gatoúla resting on his chest while softly patting the cat's sleeping form. They were all bored and tried to think of something enjoyable to do that evening; Orlando kept on asking if he could get someone to help him ride Oliva, but they all said it was too late to go horse riding.
Gilbert: smirking up at the ceiling
The awesome me vants some beer!
Francis: brushing back a hair from his face while looking up at the ceiling
I want to go out and find a few belles femmes! (Beautiful ladies) Ohohohoho!
Antonio: smiling at the ceiling
Some tomatoes and chicas would be nice right now!
Orlando: copying the others
Oliva! (Olive)
Gilbert: suddenly sitting up
I have an idea! Jour all going to love this! Because I am awesome!
Antonio: sitting up and leaning on his elbow
What is it amigo? (Friend)
Gilbert: proudly standing up
Let's go to a club!
Antonio: jumping onto his feet
Si!
Orlando: coping Antonio
Si!
Francis: leaning his back against the couch
Looks like we got yourselves an eager olive!
Antonio: looking over at Orlando
Oh! I can't go, I need to look after Orlando. Romano would never trust me again if I brought his son to a club.
Gilbert: strutting over towards Orlando
It's not like he's going to a strip club! (Squatting in front of Orlando) How old are jou again?
Orlando: proudly putting out two fingers
Almost two!
Gilbert: clapping his hands together
Ja! Jour old enough!
Francis: squatting in front of Orlando
Are you ready to dance M. Lisse!?! (Mr. Smooth)
Orlando: jumping up and down
SI!
Antonio: striking a pose
¡Entonces vamos! (Then let's go)
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Any idea on who Vladimir's blind date is? Hmmm?
Antonio is a nice guy, but when the bad touch trio is present, little kids will most likely end up in places parents wouldn't want them to be at XD
Thank you for reading!
~BlueTimeFly
(With the power of words I summon another chapter....... Soon!)
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