Memesiwant added Hobioppa to the chat
Breakmon: Listen Hoseok, I can explain... it was an accident. I clicked your sisters username instead of Ailee's.
Hobioppa: What the fuck, shit sis you weren't lying it is a small peepee.
memesiwant: I FUCKING TOLD YOU! ITS REALLY SMALL, I GUESS FOOT SIZE MEANS A GOOD DICK SIZE IS A MYTH! Hey as long as it does the job, then size doesn't matter ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
Memesiwant: Wait how did you have my contact?
Breakmon: I'm right next to you you actual piece of shit.
Breakmon: you are Hoseok's step sister... and hoseok did give it to me, incase something went down, and he needed to contact you.
hobioppa: I DONT CARE. ALRIGHT THEN MR SMALL MOTHER FUCKING COCK FACE NAMJOON. LETS MAKE A DEAL.
memesiwant: (●⌇ຶ ཅ⌇ຶ●) 🙈🙈
Memesiwant: this going to be good...
Breakmon: what.
Hobioppa: well...
memesiwant: he wants you to make a porn video with Jin. Wait are you sitting in awkward silence? Like how does it feel knowing that you have now seen your workmates penis?
Hobioppa: yeah that. Horrible, I feel like being gay is now out the picture.
Breakmon: ....
memesiwant: ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃
hobioppa: NO NO NO NOT THAT. FUCK NO!
memesiwant: I'm so telling your mum.
hobioppa: IF YOU DARE. I WILL SLIT YO DAMNED THROAT YOU HEAR ME.
Breakmon: what the duck.
memesiwant: I like ducks. They are nice :))
Hobioppa: well at least my boyfriend isn't a perv.
memesiwant: hey. JIMIN ISNT A PERV!! Wait when i think about it, that does make a bit of sense...
Breakmon: this is just getting worse... So Jimin is your boyfriend... Wait! JIMIN! PARK JIMIN!
memesiwant: yeah... Why?
Hobioppa: OHSJEKFHSHSJ, This going to be good.
Breakmon: I'm sleeping in the studio tonight...
memesiwant: ー═┻┳︻▄ξ(✿ ❛‿❛)ξ▄︻┻┳═一 you dead, trust me you won't sleeping in your studio, you will be sleeping in an open casket tomorrow, don't worry, i'll put a small dildo on your hands, just so you have a buddy in hell.
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Nudes // Kim Namjoon
FanfictionWhen kim namjoon sends his nudes to the wrong girl ;) WARNING: This book contains a lot of mental health triggers. Read at own risk.
